Hurricane!! Get your hair did!!!
14 years ago
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I've already got my rollers in so don't worry about my up-do. If you're worried thinking OH NO SCURROW LIVES IN NJ IN ONE OF THE VOLUNTARY EVACUATION TOWNS, Don't worry, i'm still tied to railroad tracks. Or actually, I've already evacuated not even on purpose, i just happen to be in pennsylvania already with my accordion, my fursuit, and my mac, so really those are all my prized possessions. The hurricane can have my clothes, my bible, and toaster oven that burns everything.
The only thing that sucks is that i just went food shopping before i left and I'm fucking eat all my food when i get back to my apartment even if its water logged and floating down the river, ESPECIALLY those jelly rings i bought, they were like 5 bucks HELL NO they better be there when i get back. And don't even get me started on those 4 containers of hummus i bought. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED!!!!
In all honesty I'm a little upset, i sort of wanted to be home and watch everyone get killed by flying cows, and then play accordion for three days straight when there's no electricity. I don't know, it all sounds pretty exciting.
Good luck everyone!
Did you know my grandma's name is Irene?
The only thing that sucks is that i just went food shopping before i left and I'm fucking eat all my food when i get back to my apartment even if its water logged and floating down the river, ESPECIALLY those jelly rings i bought, they were like 5 bucks HELL NO they better be there when i get back. And don't even get me started on those 4 containers of hummus i bought. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED!!!!
In all honesty I'm a little upset, i sort of wanted to be home and watch everyone get killed by flying cows, and then play accordion for three days straight when there's no electricity. I don't know, it all sounds pretty exciting.
Good luck everyone!
Did you know my grandma's name is Irene?
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Let's do our nails together for the inclement weather.
I'm pretty happy here. I live on a fucking mountain.
Well...a Jersey mountain.
But it's bigger than a speed bump.
Yeah, i don't know, it's on the "you should probably evacuate" list. North jersey seems to be chilling.
Closer to me we have High Bridge, which does have a bridge that's kindof high. It certainly used to be. Three Bridges which has more than 3, but presumably has 3 historic ones, and Four Bridges. I think there's also a Two Bridges somewhere. Come to think of it, some of those towns are on a river. Shit gon' get fucked up.
I'm just hoping all the trees out here serve as wind-breaks, rather than wooden projectiles. If I understood the maps correctly, I'm at an elevation of 800 feet, which could mean stronger wind.
A hurricane is like when you turn your blow drier on high and then you can't find it for a few hours.