Yesterday I arrived at work at 9pm. Ended up being put on an emergency overnight shift here for the holding of others' animals. Pulled an all nighter and had to work today because of flooding and coworkers not being able to make it in. At 3o'clock we had a caravan led by animal control come here and need us to hold 17 dogs for camp bow wow because the'r facilities flooded and they needed to evacuate the dogs. My manager says that 1 person needs to stay and wait for the dogs to be picked up by Camp Bow Wow in Bridgewater. They are just leaving now to get them...

All the roads out of here, except for one, are flooded. Last time i heard(2 hours ago), The road had water high up it's side, but not yet flooded. I will probably not be out of here until 7. That road is going to be flooded. 2 nights in a row here. I just want to go home, shower and sleep. I am so tired that I have the sleepy ha ha's...The only good thing is that my next paycheck is going to be nice. I feel like I have been bent over a chair and raped repeatedly by a man named mr. mustache, who apparently is so ballin', he has a mustache above his cock, as well as on his face.

Kill me, I'm right here. Do it! DO IT NOOOOOOOOW! Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!