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POKEMON MEME THINGER
14 years ago
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devART | Tumblr | pixiv | Formspring I got tagged in this by A CERTIAN SOMEONE -cough 
valtz cough- so now I am legally obligated to do this. It's the LAW.
1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
golduck
...given that duck is fucking delicious, I'd probably wind up eating it rather then have it cook for me. WHOOPS
2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
Zweilous
noooo adorable two headed dragon thinger come baaaack why do you hate me soooooo
...Maybe it could be adorably tsundere. that would actually be adorable
3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Lickitung
NO THANK YOU.
4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Poliwhirl
I could have worked with either a mildly attractive anthro-type pokemon to have sexy furry yiff yaff times with, or a cute pokemon that I could cuddle forever. I got neither. I think this meme may be on to me.
5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Poochyena
NON ANTHRO DOGS AINT MY TYPE, DUDE. now stop humping my leg, shit.
6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Pansear
FUCK YOU.
7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
Liepard
ok I guess I'm fine with gore times if it's a pretty leopard doing the eviscerating. not sure how comfortable I'd be with being on the chopping table, though.
8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Eelektross
Kind of curious as to how an eel develops a mother comlex when eels don't even raise their children. Plus I don't think I'd want a fucking lamprey clinging onto me all the time that is fifty different flavours of nightmare fuel
9. This Pokemon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:
Magnezone
Not too fond of it, but fuck, I could always use a killbot!
10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Skuntank
okay meme over I'm out.
Here's the generator site to do this thing
http://www.legendofdrew.com/pokemon/
valtz cough- so now I am legally obligated to do this. It's the LAW.1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
golduck
...given that duck is fucking delicious, I'd probably wind up eating it rather then have it cook for me. WHOOPS
2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
Zweilous
noooo adorable two headed dragon thinger come baaaack why do you hate me soooooo
...Maybe it could be adorably tsundere. that would actually be adorable
3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Lickitung
NO THANK YOU.
4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Poliwhirl
I could have worked with either a mildly attractive anthro-type pokemon to have sexy furry yiff yaff times with, or a cute pokemon that I could cuddle forever. I got neither. I think this meme may be on to me.
5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Poochyena
NON ANTHRO DOGS AINT MY TYPE, DUDE. now stop humping my leg, shit.
6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Pansear
FUCK YOU.
7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
Liepard
ok I guess I'm fine with gore times if it's a pretty leopard doing the eviscerating. not sure how comfortable I'd be with being on the chopping table, though.
8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Eelektross
Kind of curious as to how an eel develops a mother comlex when eels don't even raise their children. Plus I don't think I'd want a fucking lamprey clinging onto me all the time that is fifty different flavours of nightmare fuel
9. This Pokemon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:
Magnezone
Not too fond of it, but fuck, I could always use a killbot!
10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Skuntank
okay meme over I'm out.
Here's the generator site to do this thing
http://www.legendofdrew.com/pokemon/
Valtz
~valtz
I love you forever
