Thanks,  Valtz For tagging me with a meme. I thought I would be able to avoid it. Ah well, I got tagged with a pokemon meme tag, so i better do it. Now, Random generator, don't let me down.

1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:

Breloom

... Well, it kinda looks like a mushroom. If it can't cook, I guess I can just have some pizzza with extra mushrooms.
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2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:

Ivysaur

I never really trusted that bud on it's back anyway. I always thought it was a venus flytrap waiting for it's trainer to turn it's back to have a snack.
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3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:

Latios

...I could make a gay joke about myself, or the fact that Latios flies for it's sleep, but I'll just go low brow. I GET MORNING RIDES TO ASIA! WHOO!
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4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:

Hoppip

I can't complain actually. It wouldn't be annoying to me. It would be like a fern in your lap that actually purrs when you stroke it's leaves. Wait....... Stop laughing.
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5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:

Darumaka

........ Hey, why is that daruma doll staring at me like it wants to eat my lollipop?
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6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:

Zangoose

Man, I am the guy with all the luck. People love this thing, and I always wanted a mongoose for killing all those snakes around me on the plane.
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7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:

Grotle

Me and my luck of having grass type starters that hate me. I can see that Ivysaur eating me while Grotle and that new grass type one stab me with thorns and it's small knife.
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8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:

Togepi

Wait... a Togepi, the one pokemon made to look like and act like a baby, having a mother complex and mothering me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA
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9. This Pokemon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:

Flygon

All I can say is that if you wanna attack me, you better think twice, because I have a dragon bug, and it's not afraid to poop on you.
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10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:

Shuppet

Keep that horn away from me, and I will let that flying cloth touch me. I don't know how, It's a ghost, but apparently that's its fetish.
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Alright, I had relatively good luck with the random generator on this meme. But now...

TAG OUT

 Bunny_McCloud  Roy_McCloud  Legion_beast

Alright. I'm gonna go cuddle my hoppip while I slash people up with my Zangoose and Flygon.
Later.

EDIT: Oh right. You need the random generator to do this. http://www.legendofdrew.com/pokemon/