Stolen from  roymccloud because i really wanted to try it, it requires teh use of a random Pokemon Generator thing: http://www.legendofdrew.com/pokemon/

1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:

Espeon - Oh nice a favorite right off the bat AND it can use Psychic and be smart! Epic! :3
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2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:

Charmander - Yeah, I guess I could see that... I DO like my Water Types after all.
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3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:

Pelliper - ... I ... what ... FUCK! My bed is going to be so gross! ;A;
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4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:

Terrakion - HAHAHA WHAT?! HOW?! XD Guess I'm gonna need a throne of sorts to fit one of those!
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5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:

Axew - But whhhhhhyyy? I don't even like them! Fuck! *Flees*
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6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:

Porygon - Oh great.... it's what I always wanted... a floating piece of crap... FOREVERRR... kill me.
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7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:

Marhstomp - Oh god the NFE goodness that shall ruin me slowly. This is like an adorable way to slowly die.
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8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:

Politoad - ... Again WHAT? I mean it COULD be cool (Because I saw some sweet Nezumi art of one long ago) but at teh same tme I imagine it being suuuuper creepy.
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9. This Pokemon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:

Machamp - GOD I hate these, SO UGLY. Great to know I can use it as a meat shield I guess?
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10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:

Frosslass - Welll, I'm not a Froslass fan so it's like, ugh why? I'm sure some fanboy out there is all "Aw, I wish I got one for this answer!". God damn bullshit I hate this generator and this test! D:<

Also I guess I'll tag Nyar if he looks at this! :B