oi
you know why a cock had to cross the road?

its becuase a man couldnt stop choking him X.X

also, didnt read

yeah..even ive been prone to getting lots of gay art, though i claim to be bi :/

must be the common thought process that dudes are easier to lay or some thing *shrugs*


ps: sorry if i missed the mark XD

Heh, stereotypes of straight and gay guys...

I remember one topic on the hyde-park type forum in my country, it made quite a hype. It was in
gay section and it was titled. translation : "why are you acting straight?!". Just cheking few pages of
it showed :

a) lot's and lot's of OP's butthurt.
b) lot's and lot's of critique towards OP because he was obviously a sorry ass gay fellow who couldn't find
partner because no one around, like he stated "acted gay" so he didn't know who to pick up. :D

Really, guy posts on forum and cannot find a dude through the net, like most gay fellas, if my assumption is right, do?

What I was saying in the journal, is that bisex tag and galleries full of almost exclusivly gay stuff make me wonder
why the hell even anyone bothers to prove they're something otherwise. I see straight stuff in one's gallery - fella looks
straight to me. I see gay stuff in vast quantities - fella looks gay to me. It smells of a hypocrisy a little.

true, true
one extreme to the other XD

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

Oooold. I know more raunchy variation :

Some scientist claimed that there is a clear and straight connection between eye and anus. Of course,
there were many voices of disbelief, so the scientists decided to do a public presentation. They invited
the skeptical folk and picked one as a test subject. They told him to squat down and stabbed him in the eye.

The guy shat himself. Science won, one again.

Everyone wants to win the prize! Better than cupcakes they are!

What's in one's favourites gallery or gallery tells little of one's sexual preference. I for one am bisexual but have mostly straight art in my faves. My porn collection is nearly exclusively straight or at least female oriented. For me, that's because my mate is male, and for my girly fix I rely on porn. For my manly fix, I can rely on him, no porn needed :)

'playing a double insurance card' is just a retarded notion, sorry for saying it so bluntly.
It's almost the same as saying that gay guys dont exist, but instead they're just straight guys who can't get a girl. It's rather insulting, come to think of it, but I won't take it as such.

If those confused penises and vaginas would stop to think about what the term bisexual means, they would not be confused. Straight means only interested in the opposite gender, gay means that one's only interested in the same gender, and bisexual means that gender has no real importance. What's not to get about that?


Tl;DR: Yes, you are mistaken.

My friend called it that way, she saw it that way, she played it that way. That's why I quoted the phrase I've heard from her later.

And I can't tell if gay guys exist as I never met one in person. Being gay guy is quite... leathal where I live.

What's not to get in the term of bisex... nothing. I understand the definition. What I was saying is the fact, that most profiles I've stumbled upon that had this group icon in them were filled with one-gender oriented materials. If not in 100%, then in majority, plus with a icon of their hubby. It makes one wonder if the bisexual label isn't a form of a curtain, denial maybe. And in your opinion, I am mistaken, that's fine.

But still, I think that wasn't that wrong of an observation.

I'm a lesbian but I appreciate gay porn because many artists put more emotion into it, versus girl porn on here which is usually TITS AND ASS TITS AND ASS LOOK AT THEM TITS AND ASS only. Not saying there isn't a lot of gay porn that is just DICKS AND ASS just that more artists tend o put more into those, probably due to the audience and what is appreciated/commissioned. Straight porn on FA is ALL bland as fuck though.

Last sentence is true. Most quality and creative stuff on FA is gay oriented.

And I weep on that.

Jim gets a part-time job with the transit district, driving a bus, to pay for his art supplies.
His first day on the route, his first passenger is a little kid all by himself. Kid gets on the bus, says to Jim, "I'm Ross, and I'm special." Then sits right behind him.
Second passenger is a hefty woman, she gets on and tells Jim, "I'm Marge and I'm large."
Next one to get on the bus, was an old tramp. He grumbles at Jim, "I'm Lester Cheese I do as I please."
So he's thinking to himself that it's a real strange route, when he sees another fat lady at the next stop. She climbs up the steps, smiles and states, "I'm Pat, and I'm fat." Then goes to the back to chat with Marge.
As Jim is approaching an intersection with a traffic cop, who looked very snazzy, wearing his dress kakhis, with crisp white shirt, sporting a beret, and a bushy moustache. Jim checks on his passenger in the mirror, and spots Lester picking at his feet with a large boot knife. So he parks the bus, and cautiously approaches him, commanding, "Sir, I am going to require you to surrender the weapon, until you exit the bus!" To which Lester growled back, "I'm Lester Cheese, I do as I please" very threateningly.
So Jim gets off the bus and goes over to the patrolman, and pleads, "Officer, I need your help, there's a problem on the bus!"
The cop then climbs the first step, and checks to see what Jim's trouble is. He goes back to Jim, and declairs, "Well there's your problem. You've got two all beef fatties, Special Ross, Lester Cheese pickin' his bunnions, all on the Sesame Street bus!"