I be trollin on the job
14 years ago
So today in the midst of all the hectic sunday back to shcool chaos, this old woman pushes her shopping cart right on through the produce depts doors and starts going on about people promising her boxes and shit... she starts to WALK AROUND in the back where we work when there was clearly a sign saying employees only, we told her we had no idea what she was talking about and that she can't be back here, but she ignores us and keeps rambling on "A woman who works here promised me boxes.. I need boxes for my christian book sale!.. are those boxes, are you sure those boxes are full?" *pointing to boxes still all nearly wrapped up on a pallet*
Then one of the older female co-workers of mine walks in back with this "the fuck?" look on her face and tells this old woman she can't be back here, the older woman just goes "yeah yeah.. but where are my boxes, I was promised boxes and I use them for books" She turns to me with this "im not leaving till you answer me" stare and goes "will you save me boxes for tomorrow?... this was a wasted trip" and I just told her "well.. I'll see what we can do.." she then retorts saying we should write it down and not forget cause she hates having her time wasted.
As soon as she leaves, EVERYONE in my dept just starts going on about how much of a arrogant bitch she was. YET we start fucking saving boxes for her and the one older co-worker makes a note on the board about it... now.. all the guys in my dept started talking on if we should even save boxes because of how arrogant and rude she was (ironic for a christian huh? *spits*)
Well, we came across some boxes later and after all the things my co-workers were thinking of doing well... I being... me, I just grab the boxes saying "let me decide this" and I start kicking the boxes apart (our normal practice I may add for breaking down boxes.. lol) and I just tell my co-workers that "oops I forgot the note" we all finished breaking down the boxes and tossing them out, a fellow co-worker adds how we should just erase the note.. so later I wiped that shit clean off.
Note that NONE of us are working tomorrow so we don't really give a damn.
Final message to old christian bitch: Suck my ass cause my dick is too good for you, I don't know how people like you get off on the notion you are some sorta innocent and nice person acting like you do.. and I am SURE people like you don't believe in something as "silly" as Karma, but you better start believing because here is the kicker.. people like me ARE Karma, we make sure you reap what you sew and we take pride in making sure we do a good job as the freelance agents of Karma. So have fun wasting more gas, by the way, dust pans and brooms are down isle 9, your gonna need them to help clean all that sand out of your vagina :D
Then one of the older female co-workers of mine walks in back with this "the fuck?" look on her face and tells this old woman she can't be back here, the older woman just goes "yeah yeah.. but where are my boxes, I was promised boxes and I use them for books" She turns to me with this "im not leaving till you answer me" stare and goes "will you save me boxes for tomorrow?... this was a wasted trip" and I just told her "well.. I'll see what we can do.." she then retorts saying we should write it down and not forget cause she hates having her time wasted.
As soon as she leaves, EVERYONE in my dept just starts going on about how much of a arrogant bitch she was. YET we start fucking saving boxes for her and the one older co-worker makes a note on the board about it... now.. all the guys in my dept started talking on if we should even save boxes because of how arrogant and rude she was (ironic for a christian huh? *spits*)
Well, we came across some boxes later and after all the things my co-workers were thinking of doing well... I being... me, I just grab the boxes saying "let me decide this" and I start kicking the boxes apart (our normal practice I may add for breaking down boxes.. lol) and I just tell my co-workers that "oops I forgot the note" we all finished breaking down the boxes and tossing them out, a fellow co-worker adds how we should just erase the note.. so later I wiped that shit clean off.
Note that NONE of us are working tomorrow so we don't really give a damn.
Final message to old christian bitch: Suck my ass cause my dick is too good for you, I don't know how people like you get off on the notion you are some sorta innocent and nice person acting like you do.. and I am SURE people like you don't believe in something as "silly" as Karma, but you better start believing because here is the kicker.. people like me ARE Karma, we make sure you reap what you sew and we take pride in making sure we do a good job as the freelance agents of Karma. So have fun wasting more gas, by the way, dust pans and brooms are down isle 9, your gonna need them to help clean all that sand out of your vagina :D
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I admit, I can fly off the handle easily, which I don't really like cause it gets me in trouble, but when I can I channel it in ways like this, or said rants XD