Yeah, fuck that hand

Oh noes! Bet cha can't do it 43894734 many times! It's my new High Score!

if your alive till your 80. your alive 29,200 days.
for you to hit that score. you need to do it over 1500 times a day from the day your born till the day you hit 80.

seems unlikely.

Hehe, I use a GameShark to cheat. *Snugs*

ROFL. good one.

how does that attach exactly.

Secret, remind me to bring it to MFF to show you.

i prefer those 8 bit Action Replay Card for cheating, its bigger

lol

It plugs into your cartridge port, of course!

>.>... <.<... >.>... I better start now :P *fap fap fap fap*

lmaO

FUCK THAT HAND HARD!

*Giggles.*

Good job sweety! You teach that hand! :P

AWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I was so excited when I saw the title of this journal. Its no fun if your mates away. You should wait till he gets back then umph your sheppie.

oh . . . im gonna do that anyway. i can go more then a few times a day

Ohh well thats good. Youll have to count when he gets back see how far you guys go

I've beatn you more than you'll be beating..okay no puns.

Post results when finnish.

Also, PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEND

im not sure FA would allow me to post those pictures

No, but they allow drawing and rough sketches. You can keep your free hand drawing for a live-action sketch.

good luck

Make sure you wash your hands.

dont want them dirty?

Oh yes.

Have Fun

Lol XD
Well have fun you two :3

Palmela is a dirty, dirty slut ain't she?

Hope he gets back safe

if i had a dollar for everytime. . . . omg. i'd be rich.

Careful Lav don't get jealous!

When you're hand gets tired, use your feet! <3

will do.

I wish you all the luck

Lol go for 42 times in an hour! =D

is that even possible? if i hit 6 times a day. i feel like a superstar.

I did it o.o it hurt like hell but felt great.

I'll join you howie

dutch Rutter?

Dutch what?

he wraps his paw around hid cock and you move his arm with your paw from behind. That's the Dutch Rudder. :3

O k

I just learned something O.o

I'm glad i could help! =D

But you have two hands.......THREESOME!!!!

that IS true.

my record is 13 times a day, beat that

no pun intended? lol

no pun here this time

I bet'cha I can beat you!!! But I won't... I have a mate to fuck >:D

6 times a day is usually max for me.

i think my max is 4... But who knows with my mate and i having sex :3

flex dat forearm, SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

http://myfacewhen.com/65/
http://myfacewhen.com/108/


http://myfacewhen.com/142/

http://myfacewhen.com/199/

http://myfacewhen.com/331/

http://myfacewhen.com/80/

http://myfacewhen.com/146/

GOGOGOGO!! :P Lol
Maximum I hit I believe was either 9 or 10 in one day.... After that. It hurt. No fapfap for a week xD
Not planning on repeating tat any time soon that's for sure ;_;

By the time Lav gets back Your arm will be like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6n4EWqABCI

X3

it already looks like that

Then even bigger!, you will look like a Charger from L4D2

heheheh, don't forget to switch hand every once in a while

i think i'll have to.

My record is 30 in one day, beat it :3

no pun intended?

most I did was four in one day. But of course I wasn't competing in anything.

i dont compete either. that just leads to bleeding

lol sounds fun :3

Awww i was all excited before you said with your hand >..<

most i fapped in a day was 8 :D

Please to goodness switch hands or you'll look like Quagmire after three days.

Well, enjoy yourself! And maybe Lav will want the same when he gets back.

LOL Der.. you are such a ham.. You and Lav make such a good couple!

thanks we are a lot alike.

You may call your hand Clouwy It never complains and can go on for as long as you can!

clouwy it is.

i can give you a paw if you get tired

XD hand is nice if you haven't taken a vow to only climax inside the men who hold your heart as i have

i would never punish myself like that.

Not a punishment...it is a gift to the men i love

I can give you an extra hand if yours starts to get a little sore.

lololol

classic

oh, and in for piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccsss

stupid FA rules.

Vids or it didnt happen :P

i would be banned from FA forever if i posted.

LMAO!

ok. i'll only do it 41

Ha. If this story is even true, then how did they know it was 42 times? Who counted that? ^^

Hm... whats yer personal record per day? *grins*
Got over 7 at three following days? (making it 21 times)

maybe 6.

Maybe? *licks yer nose and looks innocent, but interested*

Use your footpaws

i think that would be hot.

With a little practice hihi ^^

did u just take the time to make journal and telling to us u're gonna masturbate urself as enought u can do during 3 days??? O O

I made the journal, just to be silly

well isn't a new things the fact u are silly but thrust me i can worst than u ^^ xd

Don't be like this guy http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/b.....e-night-30097/

have fun, but know your limit

http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/b.....e-night-30097/
Of course this boy was a brazilian. That's what we do all day long XP. (for coincidence or not XP, I live in Goiás too near to Rubiataba the citty XDDDDD)

Prostate might help you to keep awake XP TELLL US YOUR SCORE AFTER THAT XD

Lets have a competition!!!! X3 I'M OUT!! My record was 5 per day. I'm weak comparing to you o.o

Hmmm... yesterday was three times in the morning. Today has been once so far

I only get to see my love on the weekends so I have to compensate for the rest of the week. And even in the morning on the weekends when she is a sleep I do things beside her and she always kicks me because she is trying to sleep....

But don't make yourself soooo raw that you skin comes off. Then the healing will hurt for a few days. And then when you are really horny you won't be able to do anything because it hurts so much from the fricture. That happened before

I swear were brothers from a different mother. We have TOO much in common. Your creeping me out. Being raw sucks. I hear ya.

hehe.... too much creepy in common ^.^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuni-ZOcO-4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUtVpy_bIMo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8GWbL1BnPY

If your hand gets too tired :P you can borrow mine, or if you just want an extra helping hand XD

I wouldn't trust that hand.... its been around

I should give you your hockey gloves back, I bet that could help : P

umf umf umf.

what does that mean?

look at this icon in 'full view' it should help

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5968638/

look at this icon in 'full view' it should help

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5968638/

makes sense now. sometimes these terms go right over my head : P

no problem. glad i could help.

you had fun

yes it was fun. but im happy Lav is home again.

I'm glad

X3 I was like WHA?!?!?!?!? Then I was like OOOOooooohhhhhhhhh! <3

hehe.