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Cursed...
19 years ago
I...am...cursed!
Man lifes a bitch, with big sharp pointy teeth that bite you in the ass when you least need it. Except this time it left a nice big scar thats given me a streak of really dumb luck.
For examle, on Monday at work I was stacking beers on the shelf and one at the very back fell over and in turn triggered a chain-reaction, which ended up with a can of Guiness falling off of a 2 metre shelf, hitting the bottom one and exploding before it hit the ground! BLOODY GUINESS EVERYWHERE!!! My boss could've had a God-dammed haemorrage when he saw me standing there covered in the stuff with it dripping down his stock.
Example 2: I was going to a friend's house to play a little game of Warhammer 40K and as I was going through his front door, I tripped on the step and landed on my freaking army!!! Little pieces of sergeant Roctavin everywhere and a Dreadnought with a bent and busted Lascannon arm.
Sometimes fate kicks the balls of life real hard...and it sucks!
Man lifes a bitch, with big sharp pointy teeth that bite you in the ass when you least need it. Except this time it left a nice big scar thats given me a streak of really dumb luck.
For examle, on Monday at work I was stacking beers on the shelf and one at the very back fell over and in turn triggered a chain-reaction, which ended up with a can of Guiness falling off of a 2 metre shelf, hitting the bottom one and exploding before it hit the ground! BLOODY GUINESS EVERYWHERE!!! My boss could've had a God-dammed haemorrage when he saw me standing there covered in the stuff with it dripping down his stock.
Example 2: I was going to a friend's house to play a little game of Warhammer 40K and as I was going through his front door, I tripped on the step and landed on my freaking army!!! Little pieces of sergeant Roctavin everywhere and a Dreadnought with a bent and busted Lascannon arm.
Sometimes fate kicks the balls of life real hard...and it sucks!
))
'Note to self; stop rapid increase of stupid metaphors'
Thanxies for your support^^ *Hug*