01) [X] You own tools that you use regularly

02) [x] You carry a wallet

03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance

04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.

05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches

06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.

07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.

08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.

09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.

10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.

Total So Far: 10


Do you love:

11) [x] Video games

12) [x] Working on mechanical items.

13) [x] Building things.

14) [] Working out on gym machines

15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.

16) [] Football

17) [] Baseball

18) [] Wrestling

19) [] Boxing

20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing

Total So Far: 15


Do you shop at:

21) [X] Home Depot

22) [X] Lowe's

23) [] Big and Tall men's stores

24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops

25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops

26) [x] Hobby shops

27) [] Comic book stores

28) [x] Sports supply stores

29) [x] Video game stores

30) [x] Electronic supply stores

Total So Far: 23

Do you say:

31) [x] Son

32) [x] I can fix it.

33) [] Man-up

34) [x] When I was your age

35) [X] Don't be a wuss.

36) [X] It's just a scratch

37) [X] Take it like a man.

38) [x] That's not how you do it.

39) [X] Shit

40) [] Here's your [insert profanity and what the person just said].

Total So Far: 31

Do you read:

41) [x] Field and Stream.

42) [] Bear Magazine

43) [] Playboy

44) [] Sports Illustrated

45) [] Pro Football Weekly

46) [] Comic books(once and a while including ones on web)

47) [] Men's Health

48) [] Men's Fitness

49) [] Men's Journal

50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.

Total: 32

Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent (32x2= 64%)