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taillone Whee!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Well... Yeeeaaaah.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
What? You're serious? People are picky? Like I'd turn down sex because of the time of day O.o
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever side is pressed against the wall... Otherwise I don't care... I kinda, don't own a bed :P
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Fish. Screw you it's an option.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes... Ok I was 12, but somebody had to pull over.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, but that's a DAMN good idea.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower, usually.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Fuck yeah! I'm lazy.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese. 'Real' mexican is good, but the fast-food stuff murders my inside-parts.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I want someone in bed <.<; Or in my case, the floor.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Well yeah...
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Hell no... And that's fucking AWSOME! It means someone other than my close nit friend group gives a rat's ass about my drawings.
13. Love or money?
Love
14. Credit cards or cash?
Ugh... Cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yeah. My family.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
While the prospect of sleeping in a real bed once a year is awsome (yay AC), I'm a nature boy at heart.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
.....
Kennel.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
NOBODY touches my beautiful flowing locks of rock >:[
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not yet. God-knows plenty of people've wanted to take me.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Of course.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Not yet but... I aspire.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Ayup.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
... Wut, srsly? Duh. :P
24. Favorite drink?
Water. No seriously.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not yet.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does masturbating count?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Does masturbating count?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Well yeah
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup!
I bought buttons for my art bag.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
I've had people watch... that count? (yay barely had to change this from the copypasta)
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Hell, I've paid rent with naughty pics. And I know for a fact there's more. Too bad I don't photograph well <.<
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Fuck, I'd tag people, but they wouldn't do it. :P
I tag everyone... With my penis.
taillone Whee!1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Well... Yeeeaaaah.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
What? You're serious? People are picky? Like I'd turn down sex because of the time of day O.o
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever side is pressed against the wall... Otherwise I don't care... I kinda, don't own a bed :P
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Fish. Screw you it's an option.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes... Ok I was 12, but somebody had to pull over.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, but that's a DAMN good idea.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower, usually.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Fuck yeah! I'm lazy.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese. 'Real' mexican is good, but the fast-food stuff murders my inside-parts.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I want someone in bed <.<; Or in my case, the floor.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Well yeah...
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Hell no... And that's fucking AWSOME! It means someone other than my close nit friend group gives a rat's ass about my drawings.
13. Love or money?
Love
14. Credit cards or cash?
Ugh... Cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yeah. My family.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
While the prospect of sleeping in a real bed once a year is awsome (yay AC), I'm a nature boy at heart.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
.....
Kennel.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
NOBODY touches my beautiful flowing locks of rock >:[
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not yet. God-knows plenty of people've wanted to take me.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Of course.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Not yet but... I aspire.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Ayup.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
... Wut, srsly? Duh. :P
24. Favorite drink?
Water. No seriously.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not yet.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does masturbating count?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Does masturbating count?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Well yeah
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup!
I bought buttons for my art bag.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
I've had people watch... that count? (yay barely had to change this from the copypasta)
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Hell, I've paid rent with naughty pics. And I know for a fact there's more. Too bad I don't photograph well <.<
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Fuck, I'd tag people, but they wouldn't do it. :P
I tag everyone... With my penis.
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