And now she's saying I have to either get a job, or be out of the house by my birthday.


Which is two months away.


I admit, I blow her off a lot, mainly because she acts like I'm a little kid, reminding me of my chores every day like I've got a 5-second memory.


But to be frank, she talks too much, and she never seems to have gotten the hint that IF SHE SHUT THE F-<censored> UP, I would pay more attention to her when she DOES talk.

So if, within the next couple of months, you don't hear from me for a while... well, that's why.