The Sex Meme
18 years ago
General
This has been going around for a while and I didn't plan on taking part, but I saw
kaa do it and for some reason that made me want to give it a shot.
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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, several.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm not that paticular. I've tried each and don't have a preferance.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Generally the middle, though I don't get a chance much anymore with The Bun
witchiebunny hogging it...
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef. Though I do enjoy pork and chicken.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
No, but there was a time where long trips in a car would make me somwhat queasy.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, though I almost did. Some girls I knew in High School bet be a single dollar so show my genitals of them since one of them had never seen male parts "in the flesh". I was willing to do so, but they declined at the last moment.
7. Shower or bath?
Generally a shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes. It seems to me to be a less wasteful, not to mention drier solution to stepping out of the tub to use the toliet.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Neither, though there are more Chineses dishes I can stomach then Mexican ones.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Passive. I don't mind a partner who is vocal, but lots of pillow-talk or shouting is a bit of a turn-off. And I don't really want to have to end a lovemaking session by tending to my bruises...
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
That's more difficult then it sounds, but I will say yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No.
13. Love or money?
I'm going to copy Kaa's answer here since I think he said it best: "A lot of the first, and enough of the second for me to be comfortable."
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash may be a bit more of a hassle then a "swipe-and-go" card, but it comes with less strings attatched.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No, though not all of them I enjoy being around, they are still family.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping actually, though there's something about a stay in a clean, comfortably furnished hotel room that I very much enjoy. Indeed, the best night's sleep I ever had was on a hotel sofa.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A children's day-care center. The children were not present, obviously.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
The amount of money would have to be very high indeed to make me do it, otherwise no. I know several people who would possibly concider relations with me on the condition that I cut my pubic hair. That's something that I don't want to do.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not at all. To me, strip clubs are superflous when you have the internet. You spend money to watch something you can't touch, nor can to touch yourself, and at the end you're just as lonley and twice as broke. To quote 2 'The Ranting Gryphon': "It's like paying a hooker to give you blue-balls."
20. Ever been to a bar?
I've been to bars before, most when bands that I know are preforming. If it wern't for that, I would give them a wide berth. Most people I would want to meet would not be spending their time wallowing in a bar.
I don't object to them, but it's not my scene.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, though I've seen it happen to others.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhwere?
I've never been drunk. I've felt a bit of a buzz before, but I'm dumb enough when I'm sober - I don't need to know what I'm like with lowered inhibitions.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes, and depending on the person, it can be just as pleasurable as with the opposite sex.
24. Favorite drink?
It use to be Barq's Root Beer, but recently I've been introduced to 'Bawls' and I've developed quite a taste for it.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, and I don't plan to.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, though it was brief.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, and once again, I don't plan to.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
On a few occations. Not really a place I have much business in, but both times I went with others.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes, a toy for my fiance. She helped pick it out.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Only by those we had already invited to join.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Possibly. There are a few pics we sent to friends out of state that could be called 'naughty'.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Whoever wants to.
D.O.P.R
kaa do it and for some reason that made me want to give it a shot. ---
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, several.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm not that paticular. I've tried each and don't have a preferance.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Generally the middle, though I don't get a chance much anymore with The Bun
witchiebunny hogging it...4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef. Though I do enjoy pork and chicken.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
No, but there was a time where long trips in a car would make me somwhat queasy.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, though I almost did. Some girls I knew in High School bet be a single dollar so show my genitals of them since one of them had never seen male parts "in the flesh". I was willing to do so, but they declined at the last moment.
7. Shower or bath?
Generally a shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes. It seems to me to be a less wasteful, not to mention drier solution to stepping out of the tub to use the toliet.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Neither, though there are more Chineses dishes I can stomach then Mexican ones.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Passive. I don't mind a partner who is vocal, but lots of pillow-talk or shouting is a bit of a turn-off. And I don't really want to have to end a lovemaking session by tending to my bruises...
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
That's more difficult then it sounds, but I will say yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No.
13. Love or money?
I'm going to copy Kaa's answer here since I think he said it best: "A lot of the first, and enough of the second for me to be comfortable."
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash may be a bit more of a hassle then a "swipe-and-go" card, but it comes with less strings attatched.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No, though not all of them I enjoy being around, they are still family.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping actually, though there's something about a stay in a clean, comfortably furnished hotel room that I very much enjoy. Indeed, the best night's sleep I ever had was on a hotel sofa.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A children's day-care center. The children were not present, obviously.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
The amount of money would have to be very high indeed to make me do it, otherwise no. I know several people who would possibly concider relations with me on the condition that I cut my pubic hair. That's something that I don't want to do.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not at all. To me, strip clubs are superflous when you have the internet. You spend money to watch something you can't touch, nor can to touch yourself, and at the end you're just as lonley and twice as broke. To quote 2 'The Ranting Gryphon': "It's like paying a hooker to give you blue-balls."
20. Ever been to a bar?
I've been to bars before, most when bands that I know are preforming. If it wern't for that, I would give them a wide berth. Most people I would want to meet would not be spending their time wallowing in a bar.
I don't object to them, but it's not my scene.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, though I've seen it happen to others.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhwere?
I've never been drunk. I've felt a bit of a buzz before, but I'm dumb enough when I'm sober - I don't need to know what I'm like with lowered inhibitions.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes, and depending on the person, it can be just as pleasurable as with the opposite sex.
24. Favorite drink?
It use to be Barq's Root Beer, but recently I've been introduced to 'Bawls' and I've developed quite a taste for it.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, and I don't plan to.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, though it was brief.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, and once again, I don't plan to.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
On a few occations. Not really a place I have much business in, but both times I went with others.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes, a toy for my fiance. She helped pick it out.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Only by those we had already invited to join.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Possibly. There are a few pics we sent to friends out of state that could be called 'naughty'.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Whoever wants to.
D.O.P.R
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