20 000 cool points to anyone who can tell me which essayist's brother coined that term.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Most certainly.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All-day.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Any side not occupied. If twin bed, i call couch.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Beef

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Don't think so.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No - trust me, 5'8, 190 lbs., pale as a Saltine. People would pay me to keep them on.

7. Shower or bath?
Bath

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Occasionally in the dorm that had community showers

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Mexican

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
See these bite marks on my shoulder? i like getting them. There's your answer.

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Didn't i say yes before ... (checks). Her username is LeelaKelbElma

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Only three.

13. Love or money?
Love

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Who. Doesn't. Have. One.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
camping

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Restroom at an all-girls' school with another guy

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No. Hygiene only.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Why pay the money when you have 7chan and FA?

20. Ever been to a bar?
Biggest reason i hate beer.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No. i start feeling ill after 3 hard drinks.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

24. Favorite drink?
1 part Maker's Mark Whiskey, 8 parts Dr. Pepper

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Would love to, but no.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Twice

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Haven't stayed employed at once place long enough.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
*thinks* Several times to High Times, i believe. The rest was net-shopping

29. Bought something from an adult store?
*thinks harder* twice from one place, twice from Zoofur, one hentai movie from a hentai merchant, 2 issues of Softpaw and i ... well, i buy prints as well.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Does being caught masturbating count?

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Don't have a working camera. Yet.

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Anyone braver than i.