Obligitory Pirate Joke...
14 years ago
General
The second joke is the one wear the pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell is that ships wheel for?" The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
FA+

Q: How does a pirate spell 'air'?
A: Aaa! Aye! Aaahrrr! ;)
It was rated "Arrr"!
*laugh track*