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18 years ago
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But I figured, why not. may as well let everyone know me better who doesn't already. X.x Stolen brazenly from iPoke, who ripped it off from someone else, who i bet got it from some other dude.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, though I am engaged now, so it would only be fantasy sorts of consideration.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
This one gets personal. It depends on what i am trying to do. I i want to go on and on and on and not stop, morning. If I want to be spontaneous and playful, but just enjoy it, night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right side. Master always sleeps on the RIGHT. Both my mate and my dog sleep on my left.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
BEEF. Omg cow. I love cow. I love COWWWW!
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes. Caught some kind of stomach bug. Had to pull over like.. every six minutes on a 200 mile road trip.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
You better fricken believe it.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower, but, oddly, laying down until the tub fills up. I love laying down feeling like its raining on me. Also a favorite time and place for a bit of self gratification.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
shamefully.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
As much as i adore Chinese cuisine, they just don't use enough CHEESE. Mexican it is.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
This depends on mood. If i come home angry or unhappy (which is somewhat rare), I like agressive, because I want the whole ordeal to look and feel a lot like an attack or battle. (youd be surprised the number of times the sheets have to be replaced due to bleeding) However, if i am happy, someone passive and up for slow, tender lovemaking makes me feel good.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yes, to quite surely improper extremes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, but I at least know most o them a little bit.
13. Love or money?
Rich lover? naw, I could care less about money. Love I can have no mater how little money I'e got.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash cash cashity CASH! Cash cash!
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Me? My family is very..
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
That would depend on the weather. If it's 33 degrees and pouring rain, off to the hotel. If it's 60 and a full moon, the hotel could not -pay- me to stay.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the midle of a lake with about fifty other people swimming around me. Just trying to look all inconspicuous. Which made it very easy to enjoy.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Yes. And because hair grows back, I could do it more than once! :D
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, I have.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Indeed
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No way. I'm a gentleman.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I get sick WAY before I get that drunk.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes
24. Favorite drink?
Milk
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, and likely never will, cause of the penalties now if you get caught. Registering as a sex offender for something like THAT just is not worth the risk.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, but only my -own- bathroom. Not in a public restroom or something.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes, back when I worked at a legal copy center. On a conference room table, then in the floor of the conferrence room.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I go in them often.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Likely no less than a thousand dollars worth of stuff of the course of my life.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Quite a number of times. I'm kinda unlucky like that.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
You'd about have to be under a rock not to have one by now...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, though I am engaged now, so it would only be fantasy sorts of consideration.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
This one gets personal. It depends on what i am trying to do. I i want to go on and on and on and not stop, morning. If I want to be spontaneous and playful, but just enjoy it, night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right side. Master always sleeps on the RIGHT. Both my mate and my dog sleep on my left.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
BEEF. Omg cow. I love cow. I love COWWWW!
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes. Caught some kind of stomach bug. Had to pull over like.. every six minutes on a 200 mile road trip.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
You better fricken believe it.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower, but, oddly, laying down until the tub fills up. I love laying down feeling like its raining on me. Also a favorite time and place for a bit of self gratification.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
shamefully.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
As much as i adore Chinese cuisine, they just don't use enough CHEESE. Mexican it is.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
This depends on mood. If i come home angry or unhappy (which is somewhat rare), I like agressive, because I want the whole ordeal to look and feel a lot like an attack or battle. (youd be surprised the number of times the sheets have to be replaced due to bleeding) However, if i am happy, someone passive and up for slow, tender lovemaking makes me feel good.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yes, to quite surely improper extremes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, but I at least know most o them a little bit.
13. Love or money?
Rich lover? naw, I could care less about money. Love I can have no mater how little money I'e got.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash cash cashity CASH! Cash cash!
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Me? My family is very..
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
That would depend on the weather. If it's 33 degrees and pouring rain, off to the hotel. If it's 60 and a full moon, the hotel could not -pay- me to stay.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the midle of a lake with about fifty other people swimming around me. Just trying to look all inconspicuous. Which made it very easy to enjoy.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Yes. And because hair grows back, I could do it more than once! :D
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, I have.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Indeed
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No way. I'm a gentleman.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I get sick WAY before I get that drunk.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes
24. Favorite drink?
Milk
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, and likely never will, cause of the penalties now if you get caught. Registering as a sex offender for something like THAT just is not worth the risk.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, but only my -own- bathroom. Not in a public restroom or something.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes, back when I worked at a legal copy center. On a conference room table, then in the floor of the conferrence room.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I go in them often.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Likely no less than a thousand dollars worth of stuff of the course of my life.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Quite a number of times. I'm kinda unlucky like that.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
You'd about have to be under a rock not to have one by now...
sounds like you lead a quite adventurous life I might say o.o
Seen many people jump on this bandwagon now...But mine certainly would bore everyone to hell :p
So many questions concerning sex, which I all can only answer with "I never had sex" :p probably not what people want to see on here xD
This, over and over. ^_^ Seriously, I do this like....every day. o_o
*crawls backe under rocke*