[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

[ ]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

[x]I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

[x]I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

[ ]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

[ ]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

[ ]I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

[ ]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

[ ]I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

[ ]I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

[x]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

[x]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

[ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

[x]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

[x]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

[ ] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

[x]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

[x]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

[ ]I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

[x]I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

[x]I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

[ ]I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

[x]I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

[x]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

[x]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

[ ]I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

[x]I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

[x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

[x]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

[x]I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

[ ]Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

[x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

[x]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

[x]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.

[x]My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

[x]Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.

[ ]Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

[x]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

[x]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

[x]I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

[ ]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

[ ]I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

[ ]I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

[x]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

[ ]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

[x]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

[ ]I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

[x]I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBIC.

[x]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

[x]I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

[ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

[x]I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

[x]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

[x]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

[x]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

[ ]I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

[x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

[x]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

[ ]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

[x]I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

[ ]I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

[ ]I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

[x]I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

[x]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

[ ]I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

[ ] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

[ ] I'm SHORT, so I CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL.

[ ]I'm a GIRL, so I CAN'T LIKE FOOTBALL.

[x] I'm a GIRL, so i MUST be a mindless bitch who loves rainbows and is a cheerleader.

[ ] I'm EMO so I MUST hate the world and everyone in it

[ ] I'm African-American, so I must be a homocidal

[x] I like CEREAL, so I MUST be fat.

[ ] I'm OLD, so I MUST have wrinkles.

[x] I like oldie music, so I MUST be different.

[ ] I'm BRITISH, so I MUST hate the rest of the world.

[ ] I love to STEREOTYPE, so I MUST be a bitch.