I answered those questions on Omegle with the same exact answer. (Mostly paraphrasing here)

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done?
"Lemme check my porn folder..."
What's the most evil thing you've done?
"Lemme check my porn folder..."
The most perverse thing you've seen?
"Lemme check my porn folder..."
What do you think of Obama?
"Lemme check my porn folder..."
How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray?
"Lemme check my porn folder..." (another answer would be "As many as you want after you incinerate them")
When did you last step outside?
"Lemme check my porn folder..."
I'm stuck in a bathtub full of honey. What do?
"Lemme check my porn folder..."
Why does my penis hurt after I have sex with my BF?
"Lemme check my porn folder..."
The Game
"Lemme check my porn folder..."