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WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FKING BORING DX!!!!! (not you guys)
14 years ago
so. this really fucking bothers me. and normally I would just keep to myself and maybe bitch at a couple of you in private but I need to make this open cause it's so stupid and makes me raise a giant wtf flag.
Rarakie posted a journal about Ultimate turn-ons .-. and after reading a few of the comments, I went ahead and was like "okay I'll be the boring dude and say that I like
<srsly don't read further if you don't want me to squick you later just by unintentional thought>
rectal prolapse" <_< WELL. someone replied and was like "I've never understood what was with it" and the reason why that is relevant is cause them saying that for some reason made me read up on z few dozen more comments. and I have found out that a lot of people are FUUUUUUUUUUCKING BORING AS BAAAAAAAAAALLS. if it was submissive guys, it was girly guys. if it wasn't crosssdressing, it was something like solo masturbation. and I'm just like "...you do realize this is a journal about ULTIMATE turn-ons and not commonplace teasing, right?..." like fking seriously. you people are boring Dx
and again, not you-you but a lot of you xD
idk. I feel like the outcast now because I'm like the only person who actually posted something that is a turn-on (to me, yes, I see the irony, stfu) instead of something I could find by throwing a rock in a random direction... sure. I think girly guys are hot too. sure, submissiveness is hot. is it what I would consider by any standard an ultimate tunr-on? no. I would consider it part of your "this is what I generally like about someone" list...
so yes. now you know this dark truth about me and I felt like saying it. and yes I know it's like "ew you're gross as balls, foxxeh, what the fuck". well yanno wut? EAT ME D< everyone has their weirdsies. don't tell me you don't have weirdsies >:V and if you don't , then, well.... damn. I wish I were you xD makes finding a mate fucking impossible :/ cause I'm REALLY into it. like my mate would also have to be into it for it to really make sense. cause... well let's face it, it would be awkward if I got another mate one day and he asked "why are you giving birth to a butt alien" or something. and I'd be like "it means I like you" or SOMETHING xD;;;;;;;;;;;
it's been a while since I've made a long journal like this g_g I apologise for the length. but it's just one of those things. I'm sure you would understand when I say "if it bugs you, it bugs you. and sometimes, you just gotta let it out". well, this is one of those things.... *repeats himself for the sake of bitching* I don't mind a turn-on. I don't mind a lot of things one may find attractive. but it irritates me when someone considers something dull like ear poking (exaggeration) to be like the most amazing thing ever. that's just boring. and it is fucking discouraging to me when I see A LOOOOOOOOOT of that posted... and really it just solidifies my view on how I find myself to be a crappy person for being "too unique". I'm finding being unique is a horrible thing and I advise against it ._. the next time you tell your children they are unique, FUCK YOU. MISTAAAAAAAAAAKE. tell them they are generic and they will be happy because fuck individuality Dx *ramblecomplain*
anyway. yes. blah. hi. fuck you. how are you. anus. o-o
comments anyone? .-.
and just for the record when I say YOU'RE ALL BORING DX I don't mean "you" as in "you". just... gah. kenny/jade/reiko/werewuff/sami you guys aren't boring. but that's because you're awesome x3 idk what you think about sticking your buttmeat out of yourself but you're not boring x3 ALL OF YOU OTHER FUCKERS DX! *basically everyone else or something* ARE BOOOOORING DX AND YOU NEED TO GO FRIEND BEN STEIN ON FACEBOOK DX </exagger-rage> so yes. ass biscuits. so yes. this is why I refuse to make a pounced ad because I know that if I don't get bombarded with hate mail, it'll just be another thing i have which collects dust. :v
Rarakie posted a journal about Ultimate turn-ons .-. and after reading a few of the comments, I went ahead and was like "okay I'll be the boring dude and say that I like
<srsly don't read further if you don't want me to squick you later just by unintentional thought>
rectal prolapse" <_< WELL. someone replied and was like "I've never understood what was with it" and the reason why that is relevant is cause them saying that for some reason made me read up on z few dozen more comments. and I have found out that a lot of people are FUUUUUUUUUUCKING BORING AS BAAAAAAAAAALLS. if it was submissive guys, it was girly guys. if it wasn't crosssdressing, it was something like solo masturbation. and I'm just like "...you do realize this is a journal about ULTIMATE turn-ons and not commonplace teasing, right?..." like fking seriously. you people are boring Dx
and again, not you-you but a lot of you xD
idk. I feel like the outcast now because I'm like the only person who actually posted something that is a turn-on (to me, yes, I see the irony, stfu) instead of something I could find by throwing a rock in a random direction... sure. I think girly guys are hot too. sure, submissiveness is hot. is it what I would consider by any standard an ultimate tunr-on? no. I would consider it part of your "this is what I generally like about someone" list...
so yes. now you know this dark truth about me and I felt like saying it. and yes I know it's like "ew you're gross as balls, foxxeh, what the fuck". well yanno wut? EAT ME D< everyone has their weirdsies. don't tell me you don't have weirdsies >:V and if you don't , then, well.... damn. I wish I were you xD makes finding a mate fucking impossible :/ cause I'm REALLY into it. like my mate would also have to be into it for it to really make sense. cause... well let's face it, it would be awkward if I got another mate one day and he asked "why are you giving birth to a butt alien" or something. and I'd be like "it means I like you" or SOMETHING xD;;;;;;;;;;;
it's been a while since I've made a long journal like this g_g I apologise for the length. but it's just one of those things. I'm sure you would understand when I say "if it bugs you, it bugs you. and sometimes, you just gotta let it out". well, this is one of those things.... *repeats himself for the sake of bitching* I don't mind a turn-on. I don't mind a lot of things one may find attractive. but it irritates me when someone considers something dull like ear poking (exaggeration) to be like the most amazing thing ever. that's just boring. and it is fucking discouraging to me when I see A LOOOOOOOOOT of that posted... and really it just solidifies my view on how I find myself to be a crappy person for being "too unique". I'm finding being unique is a horrible thing and I advise against it ._. the next time you tell your children they are unique, FUCK YOU. MISTAAAAAAAAAAKE. tell them they are generic and they will be happy because fuck individuality Dx *ramblecomplain*
anyway. yes. blah. hi. fuck you. how are you. anus. o-o
comments anyone? .-.
and just for the record when I say YOU'RE ALL BORING DX I don't mean "you" as in "you". just... gah. kenny/jade/reiko/werewuff/sami you guys aren't boring. but that's because you're awesome x3 idk what you think about sticking your buttmeat out of yourself but you're not boring x3 ALL OF YOU OTHER FUCKERS DX! *basically everyone else or something* ARE BOOOOORING DX AND YOU NEED TO GO FRIEND BEN STEIN ON FACEBOOK DX </exagger-rage> so yes. ass biscuits. so yes. this is why I refuse to make a pounced ad because I know that if I don't get bombarded with hate mail, it'll just be another thing i have which collects dust. :v
I have my own little ultimate turn-ons as well. Mine are more of the mind than physical. I would have to list them, which I will not do here in this journal. :P The only person I've told mine to are Jade.
Although feel free to ask and I will answer because you are a friend of mine. Also because you don't think I'm boring. X3
[this message may or may not have errors in comprehension. this is due to deadfoxing x_x]
Seriously, dont be so hard on yourself. You're not alone on your fetish, they are just hard to find.
And as far as relationships go, thers SHOULD be some differences to offset the likes. Sure Reiko and I have ALOT in common, but we do have some differences.
._.;
I'm not boring...
I'm so fresh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6N4.....eature=related
You can suck my nuts.
Swag.