Stolen from  zinemerald

(Note this is answered from my characters perspective as a joke)


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Consider.. how about had?

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes. *evil grin*

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The other guys ;>

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Pork the chicken with your beef?.. (meat ... it does a dragon good!)

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Nope. Don't have roads in space baby!

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Hell yea, haven't you?

7. Shower or bath?
Shower for smex, bath for relax.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
*lol* Why? Wanna watch?

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese.. theirs like 4 billion of them to eat ;>

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Passive... Sticks and stone may break their bones but whips and chains excite them.

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
As often as I can.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, but I've talked to most of them.

13. Love or money?
I'm a dragon.. you do tha math!

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash, preferable gold.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
*chuckles* I was an only hatch-ling... eventually! };8>

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
If you woke up with a condom up your bum would you tell anyone? (Camping)

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Your house, with your brother.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Na, I like my mulit, and it's the only place I have hair. Wanna see?

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yep. It's called customs.

20. Ever been to a bar?
nobt tobnigh offiser. *hick* :)

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Tonight or this week?

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nope, but I've hauled a lot of ass out of bars };8> *lol*

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
As often as I can.

24. Favorite drink?
Screaming orgasm. Hey, their blue and it ain't a knee-high baby!

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yea, in a couple of films. };8>

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
fap fap, slap slap, fap, slap, fap "Hum... be right out!"

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Duh, I'm the fucking boss! (Get it.. badump bump)

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I've supplied adult stores!

29. Bought something from an adult store?
I've signed stuff in an adult store!

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yea and I was lucky to get away, his daughter still has my good thong!

31 Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
See #28

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
 Tensik  wolfmonkey and  saraya *ROTFL*

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And now for the morbidly curious, the real answers:
4 beef;
1-3,5,9,14,16 &32 same as above;
6 nope oops-forgot *bush*;
7 bath if theirs time;
8,12 & 27 nope ;
9 Chinese;
10 aggressively passive;
11 several;
13 love;
15 most of them;
17 on top of a car in a crowded state park;
18 not my head. The rest well...;
19-20,22-23,25-26 & 28-30 yep;
31 You know who you are and #18 should remind ya.


PG };8>