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Cigar Skunk Story 2: A Puff of Love
14 years ago
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It's storytime again. Here's 
Cigarskunk again for a delightfull tale. ^_^
Cigarskunk:
"So I'm driving along with my buddies and I've got Rush Limbaugh playing on the radio. Rush is talking about the stereotype of dittoheads and proceeds to note that "...it's just a stereotype that my average listener is some red neck in a hunting vest wearing an NRA hat driving down the road in his pick up truck while puffing away at a cigar."
I just happened to be wearing my usual hunting vest, NRA hat, was smoking a nice Honduran and my vehicle of choice is a full sized pick up truck. As my buddies all burst out laughing all I could really do was let out a "Hey!!!"
Right place, right time I guess.
Another great case of timing was when I was with a lady friend and she was complaining about something or other (me not listening to her I think) and she started complaining about the cigars. At this point I was an ace at smoke rings and was knocking them out non-stop while she was bitching providing negative feedback when the AC caught one of the rings just right.
The bottom got twisted while the top got a bit of a knock resulting in a vaguely heart-shaped smoke ring. I cut her off in mid sentence, gestured towards the heart-shaped ring and noted "Look, I blew a heart smoke ring for you." If you've ever seen someone's heart melt instantly it's quite a sight - she went from rabid bitch to purring kitten in the blink of an eye and made me a VERY happy skunk that day, evening, weekend..."
Now that's what I call a big switch! :D *salutes you*
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Cigarskunk again for a delightfull tale. ^_^Cigarskunk:
"So I'm driving along with my buddies and I've got Rush Limbaugh playing on the radio. Rush is talking about the stereotype of dittoheads and proceeds to note that "...it's just a stereotype that my average listener is some red neck in a hunting vest wearing an NRA hat driving down the road in his pick up truck while puffing away at a cigar."
I just happened to be wearing my usual hunting vest, NRA hat, was smoking a nice Honduran and my vehicle of choice is a full sized pick up truck. As my buddies all burst out laughing all I could really do was let out a "Hey!!!"
Right place, right time I guess.
Another great case of timing was when I was with a lady friend and she was complaining about something or other (me not listening to her I think) and she started complaining about the cigars. At this point I was an ace at smoke rings and was knocking them out non-stop while she was bitching providing negative feedback when the AC caught one of the rings just right.
The bottom got twisted while the top got a bit of a knock resulting in a vaguely heart-shaped smoke ring. I cut her off in mid sentence, gestured towards the heart-shaped ring and noted "Look, I blew a heart smoke ring for you." If you've ever seen someone's heart melt instantly it's quite a sight - she went from rabid bitch to purring kitten in the blink of an eye and made me a VERY happy skunk that day, evening, weekend..."
Now that's what I call a big switch! :D *salutes you*
If you have a story to tell, Let us know!
Send a note.
