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14 years ago
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1. This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
Can your mother handle her liquor?
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Don't have a phone, so I can't text.
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
No. Sister woke me up.
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Uhm, I think the Chinese man at the Chinese place near my house?
5. What are you excited for?
FurFright... and the end of this meme.
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Miko-chan.
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Lots and lots of di- oh, noodles. :D
9. Have a best friend?
Eeeeyup. ((Big Macintosh ftw))
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
Iffy. Sometimes I feel like love is exactly like poker.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
They can and they will be complete morons about it.
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Ya got time? I can give you several names.
13. What time is it right this second?
2:01 AM
14. What do you want right now?
A fucking cheeseburger.
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
I'm a slight madness engendered by eating too much bacon.
17. When was the last time you cried?
Three months ago.
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Dad passed away when I was seven. I'm good with my mom, though
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Everyone lies about something and everyone is honest when they want to be. The question is rhetorical.
20. How fast does your mind change?
Faster than Charlie Sheen on acid.
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
Totally. ((I miss your mom. She makes -GREAT- cinnamon buns.))
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Honestly, I'm not.
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Because their partner fails to satisfy them. It is both a fault on their partner and on them.
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
Cheeseburgers.
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
FurFright... and being done school.
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
... Yes.
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
Today. In fact, I'm talking to them right now.
28. When is your next road trip?
Dunno. Taking the train to CT, so... yeah.
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Eeeeyup
30. How's your heart?
Cold and dead inside... all thanks to your mom leaving and not giving me cinnamon buns.
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
All the time.
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
If they are, god help them.
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Sleep, maybe.
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
Next thursday. I asked your sister out.
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Eeeyup.
36. Who do you not get along with?
Almost everyone.
37. What does your 3rd recent text say
Nothing. No phone.
38. What are you wearing right now?
Cut off sweatpants, raggy shirt. You know, lazy clothes.
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Hawt... and smells of berry lotion.
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
Last week
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Vincent and Kasumi
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
Like a truck hit me.
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
Would be fun.
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
Yup
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Eating your sister out... Well, seriously, I was playing SL.
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
BAC
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
Ben
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
While watching the Playboy Club.
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
Possibly. All would depend if they didn't kill me first.
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
Popping a chubby in church.
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes. Very much so.
52. Do you have good vision?
Yep
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Trip lots of people
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
My sister. Multiple times.
55. Are you Irish?
Nopers.
56. Do you use chap stick?
No.
57. Do you have any scars?
On my left arm and fingers
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Mhmm. There are lots.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
Don't think I've held someone's hand in ages.
60. Name the last person to text you?
No phone. Gawd.
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
Older chicks are love. So, fuck yes.
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
Yeah and I'd be mistaken for a tramp.
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
Nupe.
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The. Whole. Fucking. Bed.
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Get drunk and insult people.
66. Do you fall for people easily?
If they have a good sob story. Then I fall for their writing and their ability to bullshit others.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Nope.
68. Do you miss the way things use to be?
Sometimes I do.. I really do.
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Hey, Fuck You by the Beastie Boys.
70. Want someone back in your life?
No.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
Perhaps. Pretty lame question.
72. What is the color of the shirt you are wearing?
Orange.
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
Uhm... I think it was Michael Carlin.
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Eeeyup. If you can't say it to my face, then I'm probably not going to like you.
75. Is there anyone who understands your sexuality?
Nope. And it's ok.
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
Happy 80% of the time. The other 20, I worry.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Your mom. Those cinnamon rolls... God, they're better than the head she gives!
78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Thuper thnug panties, you silleh goose! ... Ok, now that that's outta my system, usually ragged, loose clothes.
79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
Cheeseburgers... and poontang. I'm such a womanizer sometimes.
80. The first person you loved is?
Jessica. That's all I remember.
81. Something terrible happened with you?
Lots.
82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
I get an extended sentence and solitary confinement for rape.
83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
To be able to change my appearance on a whim.
84. Ever forced someone to do something?
Lots of people. I'm good at being persuasive.
85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
What I would do to people whom I hate... and them goddamn cinnamon buns.
86. How was your first kiss?
Pretty tame... though, I was an idiot and didn't know how to properly kiss.
87. What's your favorite music genre?
Punjabi/Bhangra.
88. Will you tag people with this meme?
No. No fucking tagging.
Can your mother handle her liquor?
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Don't have a phone, so I can't text.
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
No. Sister woke me up.
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Uhm, I think the Chinese man at the Chinese place near my house?
5. What are you excited for?
FurFright... and the end of this meme.
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Miko-chan.
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Lots and lots of di- oh, noodles. :D
9. Have a best friend?
Eeeeyup. ((Big Macintosh ftw))
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
Iffy. Sometimes I feel like love is exactly like poker.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
They can and they will be complete morons about it.
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Ya got time? I can give you several names.
13. What time is it right this second?
2:01 AM
14. What do you want right now?
A fucking cheeseburger.
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
I'm a slight madness engendered by eating too much bacon.
17. When was the last time you cried?
Three months ago.
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Dad passed away when I was seven. I'm good with my mom, though
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Everyone lies about something and everyone is honest when they want to be. The question is rhetorical.
20. How fast does your mind change?
Faster than Charlie Sheen on acid.
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
Totally. ((I miss your mom. She makes -GREAT- cinnamon buns.))
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Honestly, I'm not.
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Because their partner fails to satisfy them. It is both a fault on their partner and on them.
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
Cheeseburgers.
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
FurFright... and being done school.
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
... Yes.
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
Today. In fact, I'm talking to them right now.
28. When is your next road trip?
Dunno. Taking the train to CT, so... yeah.
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Eeeeyup
30. How's your heart?
Cold and dead inside... all thanks to your mom leaving and not giving me cinnamon buns.
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
All the time.
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
If they are, god help them.
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Sleep, maybe.
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
Next thursday. I asked your sister out.
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Eeeyup.
36. Who do you not get along with?
Almost everyone.
37. What does your 3rd recent text say
Nothing. No phone.
38. What are you wearing right now?
Cut off sweatpants, raggy shirt. You know, lazy clothes.
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Hawt... and smells of berry lotion.
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
Last week
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Vincent and Kasumi
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
Like a truck hit me.
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
Would be fun.
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
Yup
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Eating your sister out... Well, seriously, I was playing SL.
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
BAC
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
Ben
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
While watching the Playboy Club.
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
Possibly. All would depend if they didn't kill me first.
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
Popping a chubby in church.
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes. Very much so.
52. Do you have good vision?
Yep
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Trip lots of people
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
My sister. Multiple times.
55. Are you Irish?
Nopers.
56. Do you use chap stick?
No.
57. Do you have any scars?
On my left arm and fingers
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Mhmm. There are lots.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
Don't think I've held someone's hand in ages.
60. Name the last person to text you?
No phone. Gawd.
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
Older chicks are love. So, fuck yes.
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
Yeah and I'd be mistaken for a tramp.
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
Nupe.
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The. Whole. Fucking. Bed.
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Get drunk and insult people.
66. Do you fall for people easily?
If they have a good sob story. Then I fall for their writing and their ability to bullshit others.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Nope.
68. Do you miss the way things use to be?
Sometimes I do.. I really do.
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Hey, Fuck You by the Beastie Boys.
70. Want someone back in your life?
No.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
Perhaps. Pretty lame question.
72. What is the color of the shirt you are wearing?
Orange.
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
Uhm... I think it was Michael Carlin.
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Eeeyup. If you can't say it to my face, then I'm probably not going to like you.
75. Is there anyone who understands your sexuality?
Nope. And it's ok.
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
Happy 80% of the time. The other 20, I worry.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Your mom. Those cinnamon rolls... God, they're better than the head she gives!
78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Thuper thnug panties, you silleh goose! ... Ok, now that that's outta my system, usually ragged, loose clothes.
79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
Cheeseburgers... and poontang. I'm such a womanizer sometimes.
80. The first person you loved is?
Jessica. That's all I remember.
81. Something terrible happened with you?
Lots.
82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
I get an extended sentence and solitary confinement for rape.
83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
To be able to change my appearance on a whim.
84. Ever forced someone to do something?
Lots of people. I'm good at being persuasive.
85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
What I would do to people whom I hate... and them goddamn cinnamon buns.
86. How was your first kiss?
Pretty tame... though, I was an idiot and didn't know how to properly kiss.
87. What's your favorite music genre?
Punjabi/Bhangra.
88. Will you tag people with this meme?
No. No fucking tagging.
