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14 years ago
!!WARNING!! TOXIC WASTE BELOW !!WARNING!! 1. How old will you be in five years?
We talking canine years? Demon years? Lunar cycles? Mars years? Great years? Lesser years? I mean BE specific!
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
A pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nomster.
3. How tall are you?
17,272 nm.
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Cult stuff. Huba huba huba pulpfiction on youuu.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
The Hunters; Uhm... I have no clue what it was about. I feel asleep in the first minute or two of the movie. I think I remember seeing multiple heads all meshed into one body. Or I could of just been dreaming.
6. Who was the last person you called?
I REFUSE TO ANSWER! Cause... Uhm... I don't know. The last furson was a phee though!
7. Who was the last person to call you?
My room mate. Calling me back. Cause the floor dialed him.
8. What was the last text message you received?
C: Sorry, but you forgot to say "please". :P
Me: Please eat your cookie if you did it. X3
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Huh... Good question. -Calls voicemail....- "You have no messages."
WELL! Question goes unanswered!
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
I prefer not pretending to enjoy chatting with people who ignore me until they're bored or need someone to bitch at
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Throwing a boxes of cake mix around.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married? Like a cat and a dog tied together or that old couple that never stopped arguing.
13. What time did you wake up today?
Uhm... I'll let you know when I go to sleep so I can wake up!
14. What color are your eyes?
Loooook into my eyeeee.... sss.... You see nothing!
15. What are you wearing right now?
...
16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
Not having it?
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
It's Christmas time again?!?
Huh... then I guess I haven't snapped yet. My baseball bat isn't in my hand.
18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
In the open during the night, heavy fog outdoors, mountains, outdoors under the moon, and... the lost gardens of apolo.
19. Do you have a least favorite place or places?
In a church. Looking at a cross. That looks about the right size to add new people to.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Around the world. Mount Everest, the poles, the pyramids, to where ever the dearest of friends are not limited to but including hell.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Somewhere. Chewing bubble gum and kicking ass. While out of bubble gum.
22. Do you tan or burn?
I deep fry with a side of onion rings
23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Are you next to me?
24. Would you ever wear a thong?
Uhm... Sure. I'll wrap it around my man hood and tie it in a pretty bow. Just for you.
25. How big is your bed?
Big enough... FOR A BED PARTY! WHOO!
26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
A maniac that was a half undead pumpkin that summoned infinite amount of weird bogies... At least until I bombed the shit out of his base. With high yield explosives. And sat back and enjoyed the popcorn the explosion cooked for me.... What? I played a bunch of flight arcade games back then. Was damn good too. >_>
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
I have a laptop... No desktop... My monster of a workstation computer kind of gets jealous and eats any desktops I bring home... Alive...
28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Zeropunctuationandhisreviewofhalflifeermimeanresistance3BECAUSEUSERFACEWILLOWNYOUANDYOURCHILDRENSCHILDRENS! -Gasps-
29. What color are your sheets?
Ooo~ Wouldn't youuuu like to know? 600 thread count... I think some sort of cotton silk? Black. With... Black Faux fur blanket. Thats really fuzzy and awesome,
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Like four... On a nightlybasis. Sometimes a fifth joins us for the night. Wait, we're talking pillows?
31. What is your favorite season?
When ice covers the lands. Humanity cowers away and the ice cold packs of wolves come out to roam the lands...
33. What do you like about winter?
Snow, cold, dark, ice, hard, strength, and sheer awesomeness.
34. What do you like about the summer?
It's... Uhm. Warm.
35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
Things are turning green... Again.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
LA, hell... I mean florida... I swear that mosquito was trying to fly away with me! and Fayetnam.... er, I mean North Carolina
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Wait... There's something outside of Fayetnam?!? HOLY SHIT!
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Whatever the occasion calls for. Mostly I prefer bare feet. If I'm kicking dumbasses in the ass, steel-toe boots. With big spikes. And a lead bottom.
39. Are you a social person?
*Uncontrollable evil laughter* Dance pawns... Daa~ance
40. What was the last thing you ate?
A cookie... I swear they are haunted. Take one and the rest go 'eeaaaaaat meeeeee'.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
El' Rancho
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Stop getting moose tracks all over my strawberry cheese cake ice cream. Mmm... Strawberry cheeee... HEY! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!? -Spoons a moose.-
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Trolls. Served with a fresh heaping of troll whipass. A new product of whipped cream!
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Add a dash of dragons blood into a stew of Ogre eyeballs cooled with a layer of human spleen juice and a dash of chilli sauce. With pawiscits!
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Strawberry jam made from the homelands of the icy cold hells.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yes, I would LOVE another serving of catdog!
47. Do you like coffee?
That's like asking if I like crack.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Enough to power a hydroplant.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
The... INCREDIBLY... POWERFUL... JET FUEL... ONLY KNOWN AS! OJ!
50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
The Church of Kiss My Big Fat Agnostic Ass... Fucking pricks. Think they know shit... when we think we know as a race about 3% of the basics of the universe... we *think* we do...
51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
When I was stupid and didn't know any better
52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
That describes about the first 3/4 of my life
53. Do you like to cuddle?
I have a giant bean bag. Of awesomeness. Just for cuddles. I also have a BFS. To enforce invite only. :3
54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Bed? o.O You mean the bed is for sleeping?!? Woa. TIL
55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
You.
56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
Ooo~ Whats this platform? OH! It's perfect to breakdancing on! WOOOHOO- What? What do you mean I can't breakdance here? THIS SPOT IS PERFECT!
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I don't dis-believe.
58. Do you know how to play poker?
Now why did you have to go and make the lady cry? It took all night just to make her Gaga.
59. Do you want kids?
Mwhahaha! Come to me my little minions! COME TO ME! WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Espinola, /337, HTML, Java, and CSS
61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I woke up and turned it off before it went off.
62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Give a shit.
63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
Lots. Then I realized... they feed our letters to a massive Satanic powered paper shredder and have morally bankrupt, crooked, nasty butt-sex on the mountainous pile of shredded scraps. And then I created a bot to send enough mail to butt fuck all of them. I think they're still trying to pull it all out of their ass.
64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Oooo~ Look at all the little toys! -Makes crunching sound affects.-
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Up. Down. Up. Down. Take it easy shiftin or you're going to strip the goods.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Books. Turning my computer into more of a monster. Traveling.
67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Paying? What are you talking about. This... 'Paheee eennnng'?
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Game of thrones. Brute. Fucking. Nasty. Just like history really is. Before some cock wrote it so his diddly was bigger than everyone else's.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Can you lick your elbow?
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
There he goes right now! "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee -boom.-"
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
<_<
>_>
Get back in there! -Stuffs random squishy red objects into a body before holding it up.-
SEE! Stuffed. :3
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Rock 'n' Roll ain't noooooiiissse pollluuutiiiooon!
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Are you talking about pet feed? I fed that to my pets a loooooong time ago!
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
A hard ball.
75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
Shamwow! Arrested for hookin assault! SHAMWOW! HOOK ASSAULT!
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
They're slightly cracked open. To give them a fair chance to run away.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Both! A Bee and a swarm of big bears! FLAME THROWER TIME! Buuurrrrnnn... heheh.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
What ever gives you that idea you sexy fur?
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
My maw. Omnomnom.
80. What are you most afraid of?
The vuvuzelas... They're out to get you ma-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Every 3 thousand miles! And transmission every 30 thousand...
82. Have you ever run out of gas?
Gas? Nope! I use napalm! Cause it smells oh so much better in the morning.
83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
Athroun, wolf, loving, feral, dominate, cold, soft, warm, and cunning.
84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Mmm... Heheh. Your souls and bitches... are all mine. None are safe.
85. What was the last book you read?
Battle of the Fang
86. Do you read the newspaper?
You mean that stuff I pad the flying squirrel's cage with? No. But I think she does when shes shitting on it.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Sub what?
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Why would I want to watch a bar of soap sing?
90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
... -Pulls out a metal bat.- Why did you stop talking? Ask that question again and say it slower. I think your lips said one thing while your brain thought another.
91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Mah fluffy dog. Who looks like a puppet. xD
92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Who? What? When? Where? Why?
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
"Don't drink the water. It's poi..."
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Candle? That's an invalid question to ask a guy! Incense! So much better! Pure. Good. Quality. Low wood and more spice.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Risk. It takes like 6 game sets to actually play a game though.
97. How is your relationship with your mother?
Look at what you've created! AN EVIL MASTER MIND! Mwhaha. I love you mom!
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
I was homeschooled. So my favorite teacher was... ME!
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Five days. In the mountains. It was aweeeeeesome!
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Pheeeeeeeeeeeeee Phiiiiiiii Phoooo THUM!
We talking canine years? Demon years? Lunar cycles? Mars years? Great years? Lesser years? I mean BE specific!
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
A pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nomster.
3. How tall are you?
17,272 nm.
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Cult stuff. Huba huba huba pulpfiction on youuu.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
The Hunters; Uhm... I have no clue what it was about. I feel asleep in the first minute or two of the movie. I think I remember seeing multiple heads all meshed into one body. Or I could of just been dreaming.
6. Who was the last person you called?
I REFUSE TO ANSWER! Cause... Uhm... I don't know. The last furson was a phee though!
7. Who was the last person to call you?
My room mate. Calling me back. Cause the floor dialed him.
8. What was the last text message you received?
C: Sorry, but you forgot to say "please". :P
Me: Please eat your cookie if you did it. X3
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Huh... Good question. -Calls voicemail....- "You have no messages."
WELL! Question goes unanswered!
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
I prefer not pretending to enjoy chatting with people who ignore me until they're bored or need someone to bitch at
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Throwing a boxes of cake mix around.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married? Like a cat and a dog tied together or that old couple that never stopped arguing.
13. What time did you wake up today?
Uhm... I'll let you know when I go to sleep so I can wake up!
14. What color are your eyes?
Loooook into my eyeeee.... sss.... You see nothing!
15. What are you wearing right now?
...
16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
Not having it?
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
It's Christmas time again?!?
Huh... then I guess I haven't snapped yet. My baseball bat isn't in my hand.
18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
In the open during the night, heavy fog outdoors, mountains, outdoors under the moon, and... the lost gardens of apolo.
19. Do you have a least favorite place or places?
In a church. Looking at a cross. That looks about the right size to add new people to.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Around the world. Mount Everest, the poles, the pyramids, to where ever the dearest of friends are not limited to but including hell.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Somewhere. Chewing bubble gum and kicking ass. While out of bubble gum.
22. Do you tan or burn?
I deep fry with a side of onion rings
23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Are you next to me?
24. Would you ever wear a thong?
Uhm... Sure. I'll wrap it around my man hood and tie it in a pretty bow. Just for you.
25. How big is your bed?
Big enough... FOR A BED PARTY! WHOO!
26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
A maniac that was a half undead pumpkin that summoned infinite amount of weird bogies... At least until I bombed the shit out of his base. With high yield explosives. And sat back and enjoyed the popcorn the explosion cooked for me.... What? I played a bunch of flight arcade games back then. Was damn good too. >_>
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
I have a laptop... No desktop... My monster of a workstation computer kind of gets jealous and eats any desktops I bring home... Alive...
28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Zeropunctuationandhisreviewofhalflifeermimeanresistance3BECAUSEUSERFACEWILLOWNYOUANDYOURCHILDRENSCHILDRENS! -Gasps-
29. What color are your sheets?
Ooo~ Wouldn't youuuu like to know? 600 thread count... I think some sort of cotton silk? Black. With... Black Faux fur blanket. Thats really fuzzy and awesome,
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Like four... On a nightlybasis. Sometimes a fifth joins us for the night. Wait, we're talking pillows?
31. What is your favorite season?
When ice covers the lands. Humanity cowers away and the ice cold packs of wolves come out to roam the lands...
33. What do you like about winter?
Snow, cold, dark, ice, hard, strength, and sheer awesomeness.
34. What do you like about the summer?
It's... Uhm. Warm.
35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
Things are turning green... Again.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
LA, hell... I mean florida... I swear that mosquito was trying to fly away with me! and Fayetnam.... er, I mean North Carolina
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Wait... There's something outside of Fayetnam?!? HOLY SHIT!
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Whatever the occasion calls for. Mostly I prefer bare feet. If I'm kicking dumbasses in the ass, steel-toe boots. With big spikes. And a lead bottom.
39. Are you a social person?
*Uncontrollable evil laughter* Dance pawns... Daa~ance
40. What was the last thing you ate?
A cookie... I swear they are haunted. Take one and the rest go 'eeaaaaaat meeeeee'.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
El' Rancho
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Stop getting moose tracks all over my strawberry cheese cake ice cream. Mmm... Strawberry cheeee... HEY! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!? -Spoons a moose.-
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Trolls. Served with a fresh heaping of troll whipass. A new product of whipped cream!
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Add a dash of dragons blood into a stew of Ogre eyeballs cooled with a layer of human spleen juice and a dash of chilli sauce. With pawiscits!
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Strawberry jam made from the homelands of the icy cold hells.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yes, I would LOVE another serving of catdog!
47. Do you like coffee?
That's like asking if I like crack.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Enough to power a hydroplant.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
The... INCREDIBLY... POWERFUL... JET FUEL... ONLY KNOWN AS! OJ!
50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
The Church of Kiss My Big Fat Agnostic Ass... Fucking pricks. Think they know shit... when we think we know as a race about 3% of the basics of the universe... we *think* we do...
51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
When I was stupid and didn't know any better
52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
That describes about the first 3/4 of my life
53. Do you like to cuddle?
I have a giant bean bag. Of awesomeness. Just for cuddles. I also have a BFS. To enforce invite only. :3
54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Bed? o.O You mean the bed is for sleeping?!? Woa. TIL
55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
You.
56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
Ooo~ Whats this platform? OH! It's perfect to breakdancing on! WOOOHOO- What? What do you mean I can't breakdance here? THIS SPOT IS PERFECT!
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I don't dis-believe.
58. Do you know how to play poker?
Now why did you have to go and make the lady cry? It took all night just to make her Gaga.
59. Do you want kids?
Mwhahaha! Come to me my little minions! COME TO ME! WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Espinola, /337, HTML, Java, and CSS
61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I woke up and turned it off before it went off.
62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Give a shit.
63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
Lots. Then I realized... they feed our letters to a massive Satanic powered paper shredder and have morally bankrupt, crooked, nasty butt-sex on the mountainous pile of shredded scraps. And then I created a bot to send enough mail to butt fuck all of them. I think they're still trying to pull it all out of their ass.
64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Oooo~ Look at all the little toys! -Makes crunching sound affects.-
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Up. Down. Up. Down. Take it easy shiftin or you're going to strip the goods.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Books. Turning my computer into more of a monster. Traveling.
67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Paying? What are you talking about. This... 'Paheee eennnng'?
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Game of thrones. Brute. Fucking. Nasty. Just like history really is. Before some cock wrote it so his diddly was bigger than everyone else's.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Can you lick your elbow?
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
There he goes right now! "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee -boom.-"
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
<_<
>_>
Get back in there! -Stuffs random squishy red objects into a body before holding it up.-
SEE! Stuffed. :3
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Rock 'n' Roll ain't noooooiiissse pollluuutiiiooon!
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Are you talking about pet feed? I fed that to my pets a loooooong time ago!
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
A hard ball.
75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
Shamwow! Arrested for hookin assault! SHAMWOW! HOOK ASSAULT!
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
They're slightly cracked open. To give them a fair chance to run away.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Both! A Bee and a swarm of big bears! FLAME THROWER TIME! Buuurrrrnnn... heheh.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
What ever gives you that idea you sexy fur?
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
My maw. Omnomnom.
80. What are you most afraid of?
The vuvuzelas... They're out to get you ma-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Every 3 thousand miles! And transmission every 30 thousand...
82. Have you ever run out of gas?
Gas? Nope! I use napalm! Cause it smells oh so much better in the morning.
83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
Athroun, wolf, loving, feral, dominate, cold, soft, warm, and cunning.
84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Mmm... Heheh. Your souls and bitches... are all mine. None are safe.
85. What was the last book you read?
Battle of the Fang
86. Do you read the newspaper?
You mean that stuff I pad the flying squirrel's cage with? No. But I think she does when shes shitting on it.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Sub what?
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Why would I want to watch a bar of soap sing?
90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
... -Pulls out a metal bat.- Why did you stop talking? Ask that question again and say it slower. I think your lips said one thing while your brain thought another.
91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Mah fluffy dog. Who looks like a puppet. xD
92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Who? What? When? Where? Why?
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
"Don't drink the water. It's poi..."
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Candle? That's an invalid question to ask a guy! Incense! So much better! Pure. Good. Quality. Low wood and more spice.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Risk. It takes like 6 game sets to actually play a game though.
97. How is your relationship with your mother?
Look at what you've created! AN EVIL MASTER MIND! Mwhaha. I love you mom!
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
I was homeschooled. So my favorite teacher was... ME!
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Five days. In the mountains. It was aweeeeeesome!
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Pheeeeeeeeeeeeee Phiiiiiiii Phoooo THUM!
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