Flashmob?
14 years ago
General
1. How old will you be in five years?
Not very old. 26 years is normal adult man age, isn't?
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Two guys and one girl in hostel. Sleeping together. NO! NOT ORGY, STUPID FURFAGS!
3. How tall are you?
170cm. Average.
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
I'll just try to get my driveng license.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
"Kung-fu panda"
6. Who was the last person you called?
Mother.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Mother. SUDDENLY!
8. What was the last text message you received?
It's in Russian. I don't think most of FA users will understand it.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Voicemail? That is this? *Drinks vodka and pets bear*
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
I prefer chatting in IM - it's very cheap. But if you need to tell someone very big chunk of information - call is needed.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
I was making foreign language homework for girl of my neighbor.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
They are married.
13. What time did you wake up today?
I does not sleep this night. I'm so nervous >.<
14. What color are your eyes?
Blue.
15. What are you wearing right now?
Ear flaps hat, overcoat and AK-47. :D
16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
All this preparations - dates, flowers, etc.
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Nop.
18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
Yes. My bad :3
19. Do you have a last favorite place or places?
Places with many peoples around.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Around the world.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Who knows?
22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn. It hurts =C
23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Underpants counts as clothes? :D
24. Would you ever wear a thong?
Emmm... Nope :D
25. How big is your bed?
Big enough for having sex
26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Hm... Nothing.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Both.
28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Oh... So many...
29. What color are your sheets?
Whie.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
I'm using bear as pillow!
31. What is your favorite season?
I hate all this f*cking shitty seasons in Moscow!
33. What do you like about winter?
If ypu asking about stupid moscow winter - I hate this!
34. What do you like about the summer?
And this.
35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
AND THIS!
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Three.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Alejsk, Naro-Fominsk, Moscow.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
I prefer sneakers.
39. Are you a social person?
Don't know. Really. Sometimes I hardly need to be alone, sometimes - to be in small group...
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Fried eggplant.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
My kitchen.
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Vanilla!
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Jam.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Borscht :D
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
What?
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Never tried.
47. Do you like coffee?
Need MOAR!
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
About 10... Or 20 :D
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Mostly coffee, sometimes tee.
50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
Orthodoxies.
51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
Can't remember.
52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
Nope.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Awww :3
54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yeah, near the wall.
55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
Become a supervillian :3
56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
All time.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope.
58. Do you know how to play poker?
In general terms.
59. Do you want kids?
Don't know...
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Of course! Russian :D
61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I never use this button.
62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Cook some new food.
63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
You are joking? Who reads this?
64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Not flying at all.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Car with manual gearbox? Is somebody doesn't know how to use it? O.o
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Radioparts, books, gadgets,
67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
I would prefer not pay at all.
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Not whatching it.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Hm... Yes.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
I'm so funny!
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope. Badly need some. =C
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Some escapehawaii stuff.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Nope.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Book.
75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
Yeah.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
I would rather be attacked by group of lesbian amazons!
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Nope.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Stop asking me about food. I'm on diet!
80. What are you most afraid of?
Oh.. So many things...
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes.
82. Have you ever run out of gas?
Nope.
83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
Nervous person, with bunch of phobics and complexes.
84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Build super-mega-ultra-doomsday rocket!
85. What was the last book you read?
Observation on the Spot by Stanislaw Lem.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Nope.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Nope. Stupid.
90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
Mah, who wrote this question - try to poop and eat at one time, then we will talk.
91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Me :3
92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Who is she? O.o
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Some crossroads.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Natural wax.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Chess.
97. How is your relationship with your mother?
Really good!
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Physics teacher.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
About 2 hours. :D
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Faellin! She draw some nice dragon muzzles :3
Not very old. 26 years is normal adult man age, isn't?
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Two guys and one girl in hostel. Sleeping together. NO! NOT ORGY, STUPID FURFAGS!
3. How tall are you?
170cm. Average.
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
I'll just try to get my driveng license.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
"Kung-fu panda"
6. Who was the last person you called?
Mother.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Mother. SUDDENLY!
8. What was the last text message you received?
It's in Russian. I don't think most of FA users will understand it.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Voicemail? That is this? *Drinks vodka and pets bear*
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
I prefer chatting in IM - it's very cheap. But if you need to tell someone very big chunk of information - call is needed.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
I was making foreign language homework for girl of my neighbor.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
They are married.
13. What time did you wake up today?
I does not sleep this night. I'm so nervous >.<
14. What color are your eyes?
Blue.
15. What are you wearing right now?
Ear flaps hat, overcoat and AK-47. :D
16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
All this preparations - dates, flowers, etc.
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
Nop.
18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
Yes. My bad :3
19. Do you have a last favorite place or places?
Places with many peoples around.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Around the world.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Who knows?
22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn. It hurts =C
23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Underpants counts as clothes? :D
24. Would you ever wear a thong?
Emmm... Nope :D
25. How big is your bed?
Big enough for having sex
26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Hm... Nothing.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Both.
28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Oh... So many...
29. What color are your sheets?
Whie.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
I'm using bear as pillow!
31. What is your favorite season?
I hate all this f*cking shitty seasons in Moscow!
33. What do you like about winter?
If ypu asking about stupid moscow winter - I hate this!
34. What do you like about the summer?
And this.
35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
AND THIS!
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Three.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Alejsk, Naro-Fominsk, Moscow.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
I prefer sneakers.
39. Are you a social person?
Don't know. Really. Sometimes I hardly need to be alone, sometimes - to be in small group...
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Fried eggplant.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
My kitchen.
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Vanilla!
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Jam.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Borscht :D
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
What?
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Never tried.
47. Do you like coffee?
Need MOAR!
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
About 10... Or 20 :D
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Mostly coffee, sometimes tee.
50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
Orthodoxies.
51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
Can't remember.
52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
Nope.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Awww :3
54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yeah, near the wall.
55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
Become a supervillian :3
56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
All time.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope.
58. Do you know how to play poker?
In general terms.
59. Do you want kids?
Don't know...
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Of course! Russian :D
61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I never use this button.
62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Cook some new food.
63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
You are joking? Who reads this?
64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Not flying at all.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Car with manual gearbox? Is somebody doesn't know how to use it? O.o
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Radioparts, books, gadgets,
67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
I would prefer not pay at all.
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Not whatching it.
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Hm... Yes.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
I'm so funny!
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope. Badly need some. =C
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Some escapehawaii stuff.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Nope.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Book.
75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
Yeah.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
I would rather be attacked by group of lesbian amazons!
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Nope.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Stop asking me about food. I'm on diet!
80. What are you most afraid of?
Oh.. So many things...
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes.
82. Have you ever run out of gas?
Nope.
83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
Nervous person, with bunch of phobics and complexes.
84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Build super-mega-ultra-doomsday rocket!
85. What was the last book you read?
Observation on the Spot by Stanislaw Lem.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Nope.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Nope. Stupid.
90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
Mah, who wrote this question - try to poop and eat at one time, then we will talk.
91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Me :3
92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Who is she? O.o
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Some crossroads.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Natural wax.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Chess.
97. How is your relationship with your mother?
Really good!
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Physics teacher.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
About 2 hours. :D
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Faellin! She draw some nice dragon muzzles :3
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