The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.


A quick intermission before I begin posting stories again.


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sure, if they have a vagina!

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning is good for oral, to get the morning wood down. Sex in the afternoon has to be spontaneous, IE: lady friend leans over the kitchen counter. Night is when most of the magic would happen.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
In the center.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Nah, though I have had to pull over so a friend could take a leak. I think he ended up throwing up later, but that's another story.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I did it for fun when I was five. In school. I offered Mrs. Owens' class an anatomy lesson via pulling down my pants and shouting "Pee pee!"

That was my first detention, and it was grand!

7. Shower or bath?
Shower before work, bath afterwards if I feel all tensed up.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Not since the shower drain backed up...

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Mexican, but I actually prefer Japanese.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, but submissive, like a wolf in heat.

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Love is a strong word, though I have a definite attraction to a couple.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I don't know any of them out in the real world.

13. Love or money?
Sex

14. Credit cards or cash?
Please?

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Oh God yes.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping with a lady friend. When stargazing turns into moonlit sex, that's a nice day out. Beds are nice to fuck in, but an outdoor scene appeals to me on a primal level.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Ironically, I haven't had sex yet. I'm quite possibly the most sex-literate virgin in the world. Or at least in the east coast of the US.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Yes, I try to keep myself neat and trim to begin with, if you ladies catch my meaning.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, and I wouldn't go if I had to pay. If a pal wanted to buy me a lap dance that's cool, but I'm not gonna waste money on it.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes, but I couldn't order anything.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope! I's a good boy

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I'm not a drinking man.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
We all do silly things when we're young.

24. Favorite drink?
Pomegranate Blueberry juice.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I haven't had sex.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
I haven't had sex.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
... Sure, why not?

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
No, and I wouldn't care if I was.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
An online one! A couple of fleshlights to enhance my RP experience.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yo Soy Virgin!

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
No, but I have naughty pics of others that I keep under strict lock 'n key, lest I betray the trust that led to them in the first place.

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Who has the guts? It's... not like they have to eat a scorpion or something.