"Here's an ad for a car! is this ad right for you?"
-No.

"Hm. That must be because you just got a new car... thaaat means you must need insurance for it, right? :D"
-No.

"No? Okay, so you must have both a car and insurance... But your car is probably old and clunky! Wouldn't you like a nice, shiney, new one?"
-No. I already told you I don't want a car. I don-

"Right, don't want to switch from your old one, I get'cha. If you love your old car that much, you should make sure it has the best insurance, though! How abou-"
-NO.

"Neither car nor insurance ads are relevant to you you, huh?... Has this ever happened before...? Uhm... are you sure you wouldn't like a new Duran-"
-No, gorramit!

"Okay, then. How about this upcoming film? Interested in that?"
-NOOoh-wait a minute. Yeah, that actually looks nice. I might go see that. c:

"Alright then, let's compromise. You like films, I like cars and seeing things get wrecked with little consequence. Here's a film about cars that run into robots and wreck shit. It's got a great director.
Problem, viewer?"

-... Dear Hulu, allow me to respond to that with a clip of my own