Oh Feelings, why must you mess with me, why won't you give me a clear answer. I swears its like you enjoy seeing me and others bang our heads together in unison trying to understand your master "plan". Y U NO BE FORWARD WITH US!?

Its silly, you makes us go through all this crazy hoopla and all for something you've been dangling right next to us just beyond are field of vision but you've been distracting us so much with "its over th-no over there!" bit that we didn't see it!

All I ask feelings is for once just be clear with me, I think we've both out grown the high school uncertain feelings thing. Just let me know what you trying to tell me now and we can both be happy, agreed?! HMMMMM!?!?

Feelings - "Its whatcha get for wearing your affections like a banner!"

I HEARD THAT!!!