Sounds very much like the typical "flimsy justification fetish story" trope, yup.

"I want people to drink my pee" or "I think drunk people are hot"?

Probably the former.

Fair enough, but can you even make beer from pee?

My initial thought is "probably not," but I don't know enough about urine-brewing to say for sure. :)

I'm not sure I want to know anything about urine brewing.

Maybe she's Chinese and likes to play jokes, but gave up on making soda.

...Pee soda. Ick.

You never heard that joke as a kid?

I can't say I have, no.

Warning, it's really stupid.

Well... I was warned.

Relevent: My guess is she's Egyptian or something, because she seems to make references to Anubis and other ancient gods.

No see, I was just referencing the joke.

Also sigh, does no one write about non-Anubian jackals.

I know but I was playing it straight. And I'm not sure if she's Anubian, but I remember seeing a picture of this horridly yellow thing sporting some anhks or something.

I do, fool!

Weeeell, you took the risk by reading a random story... :P

This is true. Sometimes I get rewarded, though! Most times it's dross.

Just reading your description upsets me...

Thats just... stupid. I've read a lot of crap, and thats at least in the top 20.

Sorry to upset ya. Mostly meant to get a wee bit of a laugh.

Okay, I've heard of people putting methylene blue into beer to make people pee green or blue, but peeing into beer is just wtftableflip.

...that sounds disturbing in its own right.

It's a great prank on St. Patrick's day because it dissolves and becomes clear in beer and makes you pee green.

I...

You know....


I read random stories for a while. I still do on occasion. I've never come across something like that.

I stopped because I kept typing out these long, and I do mean long, critiques...and then not posting them because they weren't asked for. And I can only do that so many times before I get fed up and go nuts.

I've typed a few long drawn out critiques. Posted a few. Most times they're ignored. A few times they're accepted for what they are. At least one time I've gotten attacked. Some fan bitched me out, called my stories pedestrian in the face of the author who I critiqued's greatness.

Good times.

It's hard for me because I've spent 2 years, coming up on 3, in an environment where specific, thoughtful critique is encouraged. It's how I grow as an actor, and it works in other areas too. It can be frustrating but ultimately it is a rewarding thing.

Like your critique on that one story you looked at for me. Yeah, it hurt, some of it, but there wasn't much if anything I outright disagreed with, and it made the next draft and the next story I wrote better.

Some people don't actually want that kind of critique and I have to force myself to remember it.

Mm... critique is kinda hard to give. I'm probably doing it wrong somehow if it hurt that much for you, man. Sorry about that.

No no no, it only hurt a little, in places, because I had to face that I was doing things that I would have readily pointed out in others' work if asked for crit. Not because of what you said! Don' think that at all! ^_^ I really appreciated your feedback! And I certainly will have more things to have you look at when I get them into shape and you have time, if you're willing.

Time is at somewhat of a premium at the moment, but if I helped, I wouldn't mind helping again.

"Current mood: enraged"

That made me lol.

And you've got a good reason to be enraged... distilled pee xD

Thankfully, during the story there were only a few people who, upon finding out what they were drinking, stopped drinking it. Others were drunk and didn't care, taken in intially by how it apparently smelled like cake.

I really, really should have learnt your lesson about random stories... but no, I did just read a random story from the frontpage... :/

It's a toss up. Sometimes you get gems. Sometimes... not so much.