I have an injury from work and my ankle is still swollen after one week.....should i hack it off?

Bien sûr! And replace it with a cute blue plastic foot. =D

YAY BLUE!

Dear Bo-San

What kind of dessert do you recommend for a first date? I don't want to look lame, OR get food all over myself. :[

I would say all kinds of desserts are fine for a blue dog! =D Blue doggie feels pleased with all kinds of dessert. But if you don't want to please a blue doggie, then I'd say Ice cream! It's easy to buy, there are nice ice cream places everywhere, it's good and blue doggies like it too. =)

My back hurts , my neck hurts , my stomach hurts... is a cookie the best cure for all of this? '-'

Yes! No need to go to a doctor. =D A cookie heals all diseases. =D

i KNEW it! the cookie its the holy cure for all diseases of the world!!! \o/

And they are tasty! =D

specially with chocolate chips ~ right?

Yes! =D You are smart! ^^

Now i got another problem.. My dog steals my cookies , my food and my drink... is he scheming something? '-'

No, he's just taking them to me. =D So it's fine. =)

ooohh~ that explains the blue paw seal i saw somewhere '-' we shalt pay tribute to you! \o/

Yes! Don't forget the candles and the sacrifice of a virgin maiden. =)

that last one.... hmmm where to find one now... '-' hmm is there any substitute for that one?

I'm having a potluck dinner and the giant monster ate the roast, what's your advice? :o

In this case, the best thing to do is to give the monster the other people's address so he'll eat their food too. The problem would be solved that way. =)

Agony Cunt? *polishes his contacts*

I'd suggest you some orthography lessons. 'o' It spells "Aunt", with an "A" 'o' Blue Dog knows all.. 'o'

Prefer strawberry milk shake to beer. It's yummier and all blue dogs prefer it. =D

vanilla shake is the kings choice.

Strawberry Milkshake. o_o The Blue Dog knows all. o_o Follow the Blue Dog's words, for they are godly. o_o

I believe in my own way of life and my own god~ You might be blue like my sky but no way your my god. *drinks vanilla*

Dear Bo, if my admins are being douche's about me actually doing my job what should I do.

You should tell them that blue dogs would be much better admins than them! They'll realized they are not as good as blue dogs and will change. You'll see. =D

I've been getting along very well with one of my friends, and I'm kinda startin to like "like" him. Should I start "talking" to him?

You should start showing him your appreciation for blue dogs like me. =D You'll notice he'll start feeling jealous and will be totally into you! Then you can tell him that you are into him as well!

Omg this will totally work! :D

Bien sûr! Blue dogs are always right! =)

I wish my dog was blue... :<

We all do. =)

I would never be bored!

Mr. Gilliam, please, i need your help T.T . how can i recognize a greatest gift for a fox?

For a fox? mmmm...I know. =) The best gift for a fox is lots and lots and lots of kisses, hugs and love. ^^ Doggie ones. =3

thanks......but........the fox is my brother and......i don't think kissing him will be a great idea.........Nah, you're right. you're always right ^^

Of course! =D I am always right. ^^

I allways lose to japanese people in tetris of facebook, what can I do? D:

Tell them this: 「おまえ青い犬じゃない！諦めなさい!」　That will shock their mental foundations and it'll give you a chance to win! =D

I'll copypaste that and thanks!

o_o

Prefer this kind of emoticon "=3". It ressembles a doggie. =D

How much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? o3o

Probably as much as a Mimi would moo moo moomoo milk if moomoo milk could be moo mooed by Mimis.

Dear blue doggie-san, Is the cake really a lie?

It is if you are a princess. =)

Dear Mr. Gilliam, how are you able to levitate like that?

Cuteness defies gravity. =D

I'm a tanuki, and as you might be well aware, those of my species are plagued by a peculiar problem regarding proportions of certain body parts, making it altogether impossible to find underwear that fits right in stores. Getting custom-made underwear is expensive, though, so I can only afford a few pairs. I found a place that offers a discount if you get them all in the same style, and that's the only way I'm going to be able to afford them. Should I go for boxers, briefs, or jockstraps? Or should I just save my money and go commando?

I think you should just be nude! =D Everybody loves a tanuki! ^^ You'll have more tummy rubs like that! =D Believe me! ^^

Nude? But this completely contradicts my clothing fetish! D8 However, tummy rubs ARE quite awesome, so I'll need to give this advice a shot. Thanks, Bow Scias Bo-Gilliam!

Dear Bo, are you sad or blue? or can you also be happy? wouldn't that not make you blue?

Silly English language dictionary makers are responsible for this terrible mistake. Don't listen to them. Listen to blue dogs, they are always right. =3

Cut out the cheese, then. ^^ And adopt a doggie! =D

dear Mr. Gilliam, today i eat some color red.. what could I eat tomorrow?

BLUE! 'o'

blue extreme? or blue pacific?

Blue Doggy Blue. =)

yayz!!! tomorrow I will hunt something blue X3

Dear Gilliam-sama, what should I do to finally get superpowers

It depends on the superpower you want! Read the comics and find out how the superheroes got their powers! =D

if tomarow is the next day then whats the day after the next day? *grabs pen and paper ready to record the insight*

The day you'll give the Blue Dog all your money. =3 I'll send you my Paypal address in a note soon. =3

XD that might have worked if i had a account...... and a debit card...................... and money XP

Then sell your belongings! Blue Dog likes money, no matter it comes from! =D

well i do suposs ive got about 18,000 yu-gi-oh cards i could sell a dollar each .3.

Do you have an heart replacement ? Mine is broken ). !

Maybe you can find one on eBay. =3 Just avoid the refurbished ones, OK? ^^

I want a blue cat!

Buy a cat and paint it blue! Et voilà! (I'd buy a blue dog myself, though..)

Today I discovered to my horror that the touch screen on my printer is shattered and will no longer recognize my touch. What to do, what to do.

Make its developer swallow it. =) But if he lives too distant, you can always mail him some anthrax. =)

Oh! And buy a new printer or replace the broken piece! =)

Thank you, oh wonderous and mighty Blue-guru. I will do just that!

MR. GILLIAM,
I am being stalked by a psychopathic friend who has majorly delusional crush on me...
I tell him that I only want to be friends, but he tells his family about me and they want me to be with him... What should I do?

Sincerely,
TRAPPED BLUE DOG

Being a blue dog is indeed hard. I have million and millions and millions and millions of people loving me to death, but I have to accept I'm such an irresistible dog and live my life!

About your friend, do something bad, call the police, frame him, wave goodbye as he's taken under arrest and pretend nothing happened. =D Et voilà! Bye bye, stalker friend! =D

You truly are cute wise a blue dog!

OR... I could give him another certain blue dog...
Then he'll be distracted by you and then I can escape!

Will I pass my physics exam tomorrow? And my Economics exam Thursday? And my Chem exam next week?

Bien sûr! I believe in you! ^__^ Go for it!

Yay! Blue dogs believing in me will definitely help me!

Dear Boh, why are you blue?

Because I have a natural good taste. =D

Dear Bo,

I've been trying to finish some personal projects and some requests from months ago... The problem is, I can't stop playing games. What should I do?

Give your games and consoles to the Blue Dog! 'o' It pleases the Blue Dog. =D And also helps you focus on your requests! =)

No other options? ;__;

My games... I will miss them. Haha

Dear Bou-san. One day i was walking and passed a house, when it came a dog. It was a girl, so i tried to know her better... When other dog came barking and snarling at me! And i found out it was a boy! I was so scared... It's always like this between you dogs?
And there is a silly dog near my house that loves to play, but every time i go near the door he comes barking at me... What that means?

It means that you are a natural dog-repelling person. But don't worry! Not all dogs are like that. Blue dogs are nice =D We all love tummy rubs and if we bark and snarl, we won't receive any tummy rubs, right? So I like you. =D *offers tummy to be rubbed*

Oh~
*rubs tummy*
Your belly is so.... soft~ *Relies on tummy*

Ja pensou em ser psiquiatra? o-o

Não preciso. Já o sou por natureza. =)

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safadinhu~

Oh doctor Blue, I have fallen in love with you, what should I do?? Coz I wanna capture u for myself~ =3

Dr. Mr. Blue,

The cow keeps licking me at night and ruins my hair the next day! I tell it to leave me alone but it keeps coming back!

What do I do?

i'm blue so i need a hug frm another blue furry! *opens arms* s'il vous plait? *puppy eyes*

What is better? Water or Wind? Navy Blue or Sky Blue?