Relationship meme
14 years ago
General
Stolen from
foxykin


1. Who eats more?
Me. I am man. I eat food.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
She did. first date, I dropped her off at her sister's house, she whispered it in my ear and then ran off giggling like a schoolgirl. Which she technically was at the time.
3. Who is the morning person?
It varies. I used to be the early riser and she'd wake up around 10 or 11, but now it's kinda uneven who's up earlier or later these days.
4. Who sings better?
I do, but she sings damn well when she tries/no one is around
5. Who’s older?
Me. I'm 21, she's 19
6. Who’s smarter?
I'd say me, but she's got a real knack for getting me to listen to common sense when I can't see it myself.
7. Whose temper is worse?
I tend to be a docile creature and I don't get mad often. Mostly gamer rage. She however, can get REAL mad. Like, grab a baseball bat and fuck you up if you push her too far mad. Thankfully thought, that has never been directed towards me.
HOWEVER.
Have you ever seen what happens when you push a nice guy too far over the edge?
and it's fucking SCARY?
It has yet to happen, but I think if I ever was pushed to that point, I would probably lash out and even though I may not get far, I'd try to bring the aggressor down with me.
8. Who does the laundry?
I do my own laundry. She doesn't know how.
9. Who does the dishes?
I am EXTREMELY ANAL about clean dishes. when we live together, she may have to deal with me on that.
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
we've tried sleeping together, but it never works because our beds are too small.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
Mine I guess. I am man, I have bigger feet.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Mine, but not for long. When mother dearest leaves for vacation soon, I'm shaving my head. She has a mohawk.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
It's about even. But her laptop is better than mine.
14. Do you have pets
as far as pets that we CO-OWN, we have 4 hermit crabs. Super Crab, Spider Crab, Ozark and Ozai.
Supes and spidey stayed with me until I decided she had the better environment for them.
15. Who pays the bills?
We don't live together, but if we did? Her. she's more money savvy than me.
16. Who cooks dinner?
She cooks more/better than I do, but that's only because I'm too lazy to learn myself. I've cooked things before, I just don't do it often.
17. Who drives when you are together?
I do. my folks pay for my gas as opposed to her, who has to pay out of pocket. But when there's gas to spare, she takes me out now and then.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Again, I live off of parent wellfare, whereas she gets money off art commissions and whatever her parents spare. But now and then, when she can spare it, or if it's my birthday or christmas, she treats me.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
I'm more stubborn in the head. I'm neurotic and I think too much.
But she's stubborn too. Picky eater and unorganized.
(no offense to you babe, I say it as common knowledge, not a "subtle hint" or anything)
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Me. always me. My thought process goes all different fuckways from sunday, so I often apologize for misfired thoughts.
21. Whose family do you see more?
I'm an only child and I'm home a lot. So I see my parents more, but in the time she and I spend together? More of her parents. My house is boring as fuck, so we hang around hers instead.
22. Who named your pet?
She named two and I named two. She also named the one that is currently dead and I forget its name.
23. Who kissed who first?
I kissed her. we were walking around a video store and i went in for one but she dodged it last second. then afterward, we went out to the car and it just happened.
24. Who asked who out?
I think technically, I asked her. We noted eachother on DA and I said I liked her, she liked me, we were both furries that had roleplayed alot, and I wanted to hang out.
I wanted to go out that day as friends, but we came home a couple.
"So what do I call you?"
"Oh well uh, you can call me by my first name if you want, I typically go by my middle"
"No I mean can I call you my boyfriend?"
"Oh... sure! why not?"
25. What did you do on your first date?
Went to the mall. Ate food, wandered around, quoted favorite simpsons lines and we would finish eachother's pop culture references.
it was meant to be~
26. Who’s more sensitive?
...that's hard actually. I'm a pretty sensitive lug, and I don't hide my emotions well. She however can be just as if not more sensitive, but she's really good at hiding it.
27. Who’s taller?
I am.
I don't know how tall I am, but I know im taller than her.
28. Who has more friends?
Technically I do, but both of us are rather friend-less at the moment. We don't socialize much beyond eachother.
29. Who has more siblings?
She does. One older sister, one waster teenage highschool dropout druggie trailer-trash whore who can't even recognize that tuna is a kind of fish.
And that's more her words than mine.
I just have a half sister.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
depends on whose takin em off first~
foxykin

1. Who eats more?
Me. I am man. I eat food.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
She did. first date, I dropped her off at her sister's house, she whispered it in my ear and then ran off giggling like a schoolgirl. Which she technically was at the time.
3. Who is the morning person?
It varies. I used to be the early riser and she'd wake up around 10 or 11, but now it's kinda uneven who's up earlier or later these days.
4. Who sings better?
I do, but she sings damn well when she tries/no one is around
5. Who’s older?
Me. I'm 21, she's 19
6. Who’s smarter?
I'd say me, but she's got a real knack for getting me to listen to common sense when I can't see it myself.
7. Whose temper is worse?
I tend to be a docile creature and I don't get mad often. Mostly gamer rage. She however, can get REAL mad. Like, grab a baseball bat and fuck you up if you push her too far mad. Thankfully thought, that has never been directed towards me.
HOWEVER.
Have you ever seen what happens when you push a nice guy too far over the edge?
and it's fucking SCARY?
It has yet to happen, but I think if I ever was pushed to that point, I would probably lash out and even though I may not get far, I'd try to bring the aggressor down with me.
8. Who does the laundry?
I do my own laundry. She doesn't know how.
9. Who does the dishes?
I am EXTREMELY ANAL about clean dishes. when we live together, she may have to deal with me on that.
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
we've tried sleeping together, but it never works because our beds are too small.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
Mine I guess. I am man, I have bigger feet.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Mine, but not for long. When mother dearest leaves for vacation soon, I'm shaving my head. She has a mohawk.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
It's about even. But her laptop is better than mine.
14. Do you have pets
as far as pets that we CO-OWN, we have 4 hermit crabs. Super Crab, Spider Crab, Ozark and Ozai.
Supes and spidey stayed with me until I decided she had the better environment for them.
15. Who pays the bills?
We don't live together, but if we did? Her. she's more money savvy than me.
16. Who cooks dinner?
She cooks more/better than I do, but that's only because I'm too lazy to learn myself. I've cooked things before, I just don't do it often.
17. Who drives when you are together?
I do. my folks pay for my gas as opposed to her, who has to pay out of pocket. But when there's gas to spare, she takes me out now and then.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Again, I live off of parent wellfare, whereas she gets money off art commissions and whatever her parents spare. But now and then, when she can spare it, or if it's my birthday or christmas, she treats me.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
I'm more stubborn in the head. I'm neurotic and I think too much.
But she's stubborn too. Picky eater and unorganized.
(no offense to you babe, I say it as common knowledge, not a "subtle hint" or anything)
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Me. always me. My thought process goes all different fuckways from sunday, so I often apologize for misfired thoughts.
21. Whose family do you see more?
I'm an only child and I'm home a lot. So I see my parents more, but in the time she and I spend together? More of her parents. My house is boring as fuck, so we hang around hers instead.
22. Who named your pet?
She named two and I named two. She also named the one that is currently dead and I forget its name.
23. Who kissed who first?
I kissed her. we were walking around a video store and i went in for one but she dodged it last second. then afterward, we went out to the car and it just happened.
24. Who asked who out?
I think technically, I asked her. We noted eachother on DA and I said I liked her, she liked me, we were both furries that had roleplayed alot, and I wanted to hang out.
I wanted to go out that day as friends, but we came home a couple.
"So what do I call you?"
"Oh well uh, you can call me by my first name if you want, I typically go by my middle"
"No I mean can I call you my boyfriend?"
"Oh... sure! why not?"
25. What did you do on your first date?
Went to the mall. Ate food, wandered around, quoted favorite simpsons lines and we would finish eachother's pop culture references.
it was meant to be~
26. Who’s more sensitive?
...that's hard actually. I'm a pretty sensitive lug, and I don't hide my emotions well. She however can be just as if not more sensitive, but she's really good at hiding it.
27. Who’s taller?
I am.
I don't know how tall I am, but I know im taller than her.
28. Who has more friends?
Technically I do, but both of us are rather friend-less at the moment. We don't socialize much beyond eachother.
29. Who has more siblings?
She does. One older sister, one waster teenage highschool dropout druggie trailer-trash whore who can't even recognize that tuna is a kind of fish.
And that's more her words than mine.
I just have a half sister.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
depends on whose takin em off first~
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haha school girl