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I saw some of the people I watch doing this so I figured I'd give it a shot.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
sammiiieeebear (as long as my girlfriend counts ^_-)
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All of the above ^_-
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right, spooning her
4. Do you masturbate?
Well I'm not a eunuch
5. How often? Lately?
0.o um.. Daily, wasn't this suppose to be about sex with other people?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not that I recall - but I admit that I've considered it
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower to get clean (after getting good and dirty ^_-), Bath to be romantic or destress
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
More times that I can count
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
...Am I a furry?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I want someone who will be passionate and expressive. I can be agressive and passive depending on the mood - I want someone who won't stick to just one.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Hmmm, I dont know *rolls eyes* someone I love? hmm, obviously: sammiiieeebear
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not personally, but more people I watch I know from cons or furmeets. Other than that I've robably had at least a small conversation with them.
13. Would you choose love or money?
If only like were that simple. Love is more fulfilling than money, but money is necessary to fully express one's love in more than simple gestures.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I'm not really into the kinky stuff. Giving and Receiving oral is fine, Vaginal, Grinding.... I dunno, sex is sex - just go with the flow. Though I'll admit I've never tried it, anal isn't something that really turns me on... but I think i'd be "up" for most anything else as long as it didn't risked disrespecting me or my partner.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Fortunately no.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a tub surrounded by candles
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The family room on the floor with her mother on the computer in the room next room.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Only after the fact, one of those "I know what you've been doing" kinda things.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I'm proud to say no.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don't like the bar or club scene. I don't see the point to anonymous sex without a romantic connection - it's not as good.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
0.o I can't even think what this could mean... but no. The only time I was ever kicked out of a bar was when I was a DD for my brother's Bachelor Party and someone spewed in the trashcan.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I've been hit on, but I never let it go anywhere.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, I'll admit I know when I another man is attractive - but I'm straight and comfortable in my sexuality. Gay sex or even a kiss does not interest me.
24. What's your sexuality?
... 0.o didn't I just answer that?
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Only light petting
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Oh yeah... Bath, Shower... ahem.. on the rug next to the tub.. :3
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Never - I wouldn't either since I'm a teacher, much more to risk than simply being caught by coworkers.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I was taken by an Ex-. Didn't buy anything, just browsing and joking around.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope - I don't own any sex accessories aside from condoms.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
... 0.o Again, I just answered that >.<
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
-.- um... yes - but they are artistic, not pornographic
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, I'm not a talker - only in response
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes, a number of times, but I don't count these girls in the list of girls I've had sex with.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
...Am I a furry? ...Am I on Second Life?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Of course! Bare Genital Contact is Sex.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary & Cowgirl. I like to gaze into my lover's eyes.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
0.o huh? Um... Intercourse
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, I prefer intimacy
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
I'd like sammiiieeebear to repost ^_- but I know she's barely ever on here anymore and I already know the answers to most of the questions.
I saw some of the people I watch doing this so I figured I'd give it a shot.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
sammiiieeebear (as long as my girlfriend counts ^_-)2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All of the above ^_-
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right, spooning her
4. Do you masturbate?
Well I'm not a eunuch
5. How often? Lately?
0.o um.. Daily, wasn't this suppose to be about sex with other people?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not that I recall - but I admit that I've considered it
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower to get clean (after getting good and dirty ^_-), Bath to be romantic or destress
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
More times that I can count
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
...Am I a furry?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I want someone who will be passionate and expressive. I can be agressive and passive depending on the mood - I want someone who won't stick to just one.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Hmmm, I dont know *rolls eyes* someone I love? hmm, obviously:
sammiiieeebear12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not personally, but more people I watch I know from cons or furmeets. Other than that I've robably had at least a small conversation with them.
13. Would you choose love or money?
If only like were that simple. Love is more fulfilling than money, but money is necessary to fully express one's love in more than simple gestures.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I'm not really into the kinky stuff. Giving and Receiving oral is fine, Vaginal, Grinding.... I dunno, sex is sex - just go with the flow. Though I'll admit I've never tried it, anal isn't something that really turns me on... but I think i'd be "up" for most anything else as long as it didn't risked disrespecting me or my partner.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Fortunately no.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a tub surrounded by candles
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The family room on the floor with her mother on the computer in the room next room.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Only after the fact, one of those "I know what you've been doing" kinda things.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I'm proud to say no.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don't like the bar or club scene. I don't see the point to anonymous sex without a romantic connection - it's not as good.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
0.o I can't even think what this could mean... but no. The only time I was ever kicked out of a bar was when I was a DD for my brother's Bachelor Party and someone spewed in the trashcan.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I've been hit on, but I never let it go anywhere.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, I'll admit I know when I another man is attractive - but I'm straight and comfortable in my sexuality. Gay sex or even a kiss does not interest me.
24. What's your sexuality?
... 0.o didn't I just answer that?
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Only light petting
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Oh yeah... Bath, Shower... ahem.. on the rug next to the tub.. :3
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Never - I wouldn't either since I'm a teacher, much more to risk than simply being caught by coworkers.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I was taken by an Ex-. Didn't buy anything, just browsing and joking around.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope - I don't own any sex accessories aside from condoms.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
... 0.o Again, I just answered that >.<
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
-.- um... yes - but they are artistic, not pornographic
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, I'm not a talker - only in response
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes, a number of times, but I don't count these girls in the list of girls I've had sex with.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
...Am I a furry? ...Am I on Second Life?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Of course! Bare Genital Contact is Sex.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary & Cowgirl. I like to gaze into my lover's eyes.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
0.o huh? Um... Intercourse
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, I prefer intimacy
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
I'd like
sammiiieeebear to repost ^_- but I know she's barely ever on here anymore and I already know the answers to most of the questions.
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