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Dragoneercorn!
14 years ago
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Yes, it is that time of year again that I ask everyone to stuff 
dragoneer into his well known Candy Corn costume.
For those of you unfamiliar with why I do this:
Dragoneer wrote:Candy Corn - Two words that also translate into "the anti christ of flavor". The single worst candy ever created. Giving out candy corn to children is like taking a flamethrower to the tree on Christmas morning. If you give this out to kids you are a BAD PERSON.
I do not care if you like Candy Corn or not. It is a staple of Halloween and you respect the traditions! Just like this one.
Here are the pictures thus far that have been gathered.
WolfeMasters drew this.
Mike-Son drew this.
YiffMasters drew this.
NeoLeo drew this.
Rukario drew this.
StormdragonBlue drew this.
Last year, we had:
LostLove drew this.
LittleW0lf drew this.
demonicchronic drew this.
So, come on people, make your mark in history. More specifically, make your mark on Dragoneer. Stand up for Candy Corn and all it's deliciousness! And even if you do not like Candy Corn, you can at least stick it to Dragoneer (interpret as you will).
And as a side note to Dragoneer, when he finally can get around to reading this journal:
"I told you once before, you shall never escape that fateful comment. 5 years later, I continue this tradition and one day hope that this will become a rite of passage into all furrrydom. Candy Corn is good and a well known symbol of Halloween, just as sticking you into a Candy Corn costume will become over time."
dragoneer into his well known Candy Corn costume.For those of you unfamiliar with why I do this:
Dragoneer wrote:Candy Corn - Two words that also translate into "the anti christ of flavor". The single worst candy ever created. Giving out candy corn to children is like taking a flamethrower to the tree on Christmas morning. If you give this out to kids you are a BAD PERSON.
I do not care if you like Candy Corn or not. It is a staple of Halloween and you respect the traditions! Just like this one.
Here are the pictures thus far that have been gathered.
WolfeMasters drew this.
Mike-Son drew this.
YiffMasters drew this.
NeoLeo drew this.
Rukario drew this.
StormdragonBlue drew this.Last year, we had:
LostLove drew this.
LittleW0lf drew this.
demonicchronic drew this.So, come on people, make your mark in history. More specifically, make your mark on Dragoneer. Stand up for Candy Corn and all it's deliciousness! And even if you do not like Candy Corn, you can at least stick it to Dragoneer (interpret as you will).
And as a side note to Dragoneer, when he finally can get around to reading this journal:
"I told you once before, you shall never escape that fateful comment. 5 years later, I continue this tradition and one day hope that this will become a rite of passage into all furrrydom. Candy Corn is good and a well known symbol of Halloween, just as sticking you into a Candy Corn costume will become over time."
going to be posting a journal on my pages there as well to help spread the word
I know--that's totally racist.
October 30th is National Candy Corn Day
One serving of candy corn contains only about 140 calories
Candy corn has 3.57 calories per kernel
More than 35 million pounds of candy corn will be produced this year. That equates to nearly 9 billion pieces -- enough to circle the moon nearly four times if laid end-to-end.
Halloween accounts for 75% of the annual candy corn production
A cup of candy corn has fewer calories than a cup of raisins.
Candy Corn was invented by George Renninger and produced by the Wunderlee Candy Company in the 1880's. In 1900, the Goelitz Candy Company, now Jelly Belly Candy Company, started mass producing the candy, but, due to the lack of machinery, it was only made available seasonally from March to November. Its recipe has remained unchanged.
Though I detest it personally, it IS essentially the essence of Halloween candy.
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I'm not sure if I should help you out, I'm quite busy at the moment with other commissions and projects.
But on the other hand, so tempting~