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HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You've voted in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
[x] You remember when soda came in glass instead of 2 litter plastic
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You show up to work on-time consistently.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never received a speeding ticket.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You read paper back novels still
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18 <<<<< Wooohoo! I CAN BUY PORN!
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[x] The people atStarbucks Coffee Shop know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You still write letters to other people on paper.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
[x] You remember dialing O for information. (And got a human instead of a computer.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 24 <<< My real age, good lord how old will I end up?
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You know what Green Stamps are
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 29
[x] You have filed a tax return.
[x] You have used a pay phone.
[ ] You remember when Ma Bell was THE phone company
[x] You have used a rotary dial phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd.
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
[x] You know what a Betamax is
Total: 37
[x] You're a furry! Minus -25, if you participate in Cosplay, Fursuiting, or FurCons.
Okay I'm not going to check the thing above, because other wise I'd be 13, and I don't believe my level of participation at Furry Conventions is high enough to rationally knock of 25 points, especially since my con experience is always more for work than pleasure.
Total: 38
GEEZUS I'M OLD.
HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You've voted in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
[x] You remember when soda came in glass instead of 2 litter plastic
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You show up to work on-time consistently.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never received a speeding ticket.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You read paper back novels still
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18 <<<<< Wooohoo! I CAN BUY PORN!
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[x] The people at
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You still write letters to other people on paper.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
[x] You remember dialing O for information. (And got a human instead of a computer.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 24 <<< My real age, good lord how old will I end up?
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You know what Green Stamps are
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 29
[x] You have filed a tax return.
[x] You have used a pay phone.
[ ] You remember when Ma Bell was THE phone company
[x] You have used a rotary dial phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd.
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
[x] You know what a Betamax is
Total: 37
[x] You're a furry! Minus -25, if you participate in Cosplay, Fursuiting, or FurCons.
Okay I'm not going to check the thing above, because other wise I'd be 13, and I don't believe my level of participation at Furry Conventions is high enough to rationally knock of 25 points, especially since my con experience is always more for work than pleasure.
Total: 38
GEEZUS I'M OLD.
=^.,.^=
Then again I'm ready for pasture at that rate myself.
HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee. (But don't, I hate the stuff.)
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry. (And need to do it now.)
[x] You've voted in an election. (Since 1976)
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting. (Politics suck, but one must keep up.)
[x] You remember when soda came in glass instead of 2 litter plastic (With crown caps, and didn't cost an arm and a leg)
[x] You show up to work on-time consistently.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never received a speeding ticket. (Nope, never been dinged for speeding.)
[] You have forgotten your own birthday. (Not yet at least)
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once an hour
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You read paper back novels still
[x You can mow the lawn. ( don't, I hire someone to mow the lawn.)
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[x] The people at Leo' Coney Island know you by name. (I hate coffee remember?)
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You still write letters to other people on paper. (Handwriting sucks)
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
[x] You remember dialing O for information. (And got a human instead of a computer.)
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party. (I've sold Tupperware)
[x] You know what Green Stamps are
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning. (I'm an adult, I don't have to make my bed.)
[x] You have filed a tax return.
[x] You have used a pay phone.
[x] You remember when Ma Bell was THE phone company
[x] You have used a rotary dial phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd.
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR (OK I don't use it any more. I still have one.)
[x] You know what a Betamax is (Owned one in fact, much better than VHS)
And no I didn't total it. It really does not matter.
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card. (Own? I HAVE some...)
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car. (Yep. Messy job. Easy way - pay someone else, heh.)
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You've voted in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself. (sure. From bologna sandwich to 3-course meal, as needed. But I'm no gourmet chef)
[.5] You think politics are interesting. (I don't enjoy them, but necessary)
[x] You remember when soda came in glass instead of 2 litter plastic
TOTAL SO FAR: 8.5
[x] You show up to work on-time consistently.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never received a speeding ticket.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week. (*snort* at least. heh)
TOTAL SO FAR: 12.5
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You read paper back novels still (as opposed to? Oh, that Kindle thing? Feh, a gimmick.)
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[.5] You study even when you don't have to. (had to think about this... what did they mean by "study"? But I'm ALWAYS thinking about new stuff)
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks Coffee Shop know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out. (not for taste... it's just that I hate cooking JUST FOR ME)
[.5] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need. (sure, I CAN. And I've done so. But it's less fun.)
[ ] You still write letters to other people on paper.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick. (seems that way to me)
[x] You remember dialing O for information. (And got a human instead of a computer.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 25.5
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party. (Does "unwillingly" count?)
[x] You know what Green Stamps are
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay. (Okay, this is something that happens, sure. but how is it a mark of AGE? Should be "you have EVER had...")
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 30.5
[x] You have filed a tax return.
[x] You have used a pay phone.
[x] You remember when Ma Bell was THE phone company
[x] You have used a rotary dial phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd.
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
[x] You know what a Betamax is
Total: 39.5
[ ] You're a furry! Minus -25, if you participate in Cosplay, Fursuiting, or FurCons.
(Well, I haven't done any of the -25 activities... so I'll just leave that.)
Total: 39.5
I note the test only GOES up to 50... So that's not too useful for those furs above, or even approaching, that age.
Go me?