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Avert Your Virgin Eyes!!!
14 years ago
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Don't look Ethel!!
But it was too late...
Much like an std in a brothel, this one is getting passed around. However, unlike and std in a brothel, this actually interests me.
Yes I realize that I just effectively said I caught an ftd (furry transmitted disease) but at least this ftd wears off and has no weird itching or burning. It's a fairly safe ftd...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
this is FA, there are no friends lists, it's people I stalk and people that stalk me, but yes, I'd have sex with my hubby who is on both stalker and stalked lists
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
it varies, if I'm in the mood it can be the middle of the night for all I care and hubby don't mind anytime :D
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
currently I'm on the left (looking down from the headboard), but it is common for us to switch each time we are in a new bed, dunno why it just keeps happening
4. Do you masturbate?
sometimes
5. How often? Lately?
not very often, hubby is ready to go anytime so I just call him :)
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers usually, but in a big tub a bath can be nice
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
shower, yes
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
yeah
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
hubby
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
not well
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
hmmm, rough, bondage and rough <.< >.> lol
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
sorta, I was molested as a young kid
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
hmmm, only thing that comes to mind is just in my bed with candles and relaxing music
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
hmm, pick one, the public restroom at a religious gathering, a certain relatives desk, the bathroom at church, the park right next to the playground, another relatives bed...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
not really but pretty close lol
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
not yet
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nah
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
sorta, my waiter, ended up being my first kiss. Wait... I just realized that sounds awful. This guy came into my work place multiple times and I waited on him, then one night I went to his work place (a bar and grill) and he was my waiter, he hit on me all night (despite my friend being unhappy in her marriage and trolling for a guy he was only interested in me) I finally gave him my number, we talked and got to know each other some, he came to my work place a couple more times, we went out on a date. It wasn't a movie date where you're wasting your time, we drove around and talked for 5-6 hours, eventually he asked to kiss me (he knew I hadn't had a real kiss yet, I was 18, he was 28) We were more friends, then a random pickup at a bar
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
sorta (depends on your definition of sex)
24. What's your sexuality?
straight
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
no, but I'd consider it
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
well if sex in a shower is yes then wouldn't this be yes? But I've had sex in a couple public restrooms also
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I live where I work so yes
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup
30. Do you own any sex toys?
of course, I used to sell sex toys
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
oh good grief, erm, a little bit of everything, I'd never remember them all. egg, beaver, vibrator, double dong, strap-on, love bonds, handcuffs, masturbating sleeve, french tickler, whip, butt plug, cock ring, etc
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yup
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
no
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
nope, touch or it's boring
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
not really, again, no touching it's boring
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
ahh, an old often debated question. Well the dictionary used to classify sex as penis in vagina. Obviously as multiple sex preferences have become more popular they realized that makes it so that gays and lesbians aren't actually having sex so a few years ago they changed the definition. However, since I did research and know the old definition I still am inclined to think how I have for many years and think of only penis in vagina as sex. Anything else is sexual contact but different. Often stuff like oral or anal, there tends to be less of a connection formed then actual sex does, at least for me. As I said, the often debated question...
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
hmm, me on stomach, him on top
38. What's your favorite sex act?
umm, sex? lol everything else just builds up to the best part
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
sorta
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
a few, not many
But it was too late...
Much like an std in a brothel, this one is getting passed around. However, unlike and std in a brothel, this actually interests me.
Yes I realize that I just effectively said I caught an ftd (furry transmitted disease) but at least this ftd wears off and has no weird itching or burning. It's a fairly safe ftd...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
this is FA, there are no friends lists, it's people I stalk and people that stalk me, but yes, I'd have sex with my hubby who is on both stalker and stalked lists
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
it varies, if I'm in the mood it can be the middle of the night for all I care and hubby don't mind anytime :D
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
currently I'm on the left (looking down from the headboard), but it is common for us to switch each time we are in a new bed, dunno why it just keeps happening
4. Do you masturbate?
sometimes
5. How often? Lately?
not very often, hubby is ready to go anytime so I just call him :)
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
showers usually, but in a big tub a bath can be nice
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
shower, yes
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
yeah
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
hubby
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
not well
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
hmmm, rough, bondage and rough <.< >.> lol
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
sorta, I was molested as a young kid
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
hmmm, only thing that comes to mind is just in my bed with candles and relaxing music
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
hmm, pick one, the public restroom at a religious gathering, a certain relatives desk, the bathroom at church, the park right next to the playground, another relatives bed...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
not really but pretty close lol
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
not yet
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nah
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
sorta, my waiter, ended up being my first kiss. Wait... I just realized that sounds awful. This guy came into my work place multiple times and I waited on him, then one night I went to his work place (a bar and grill) and he was my waiter, he hit on me all night (despite my friend being unhappy in her marriage and trolling for a guy he was only interested in me) I finally gave him my number, we talked and got to know each other some, he came to my work place a couple more times, we went out on a date. It wasn't a movie date where you're wasting your time, we drove around and talked for 5-6 hours, eventually he asked to kiss me (he knew I hadn't had a real kiss yet, I was 18, he was 28) We were more friends, then a random pickup at a bar
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
sorta (depends on your definition of sex)
24. What's your sexuality?
straight
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
no, but I'd consider it
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
well if sex in a shower is yes then wouldn't this be yes? But I've had sex in a couple public restrooms also
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I live where I work so yes
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup
30. Do you own any sex toys?
of course, I used to sell sex toys
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
oh good grief, erm, a little bit of everything, I'd never remember them all. egg, beaver, vibrator, double dong, strap-on, love bonds, handcuffs, masturbating sleeve, french tickler, whip, butt plug, cock ring, etc
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yup
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
no
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
nope, touch or it's boring
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
not really, again, no touching it's boring
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
ahh, an old often debated question. Well the dictionary used to classify sex as penis in vagina. Obviously as multiple sex preferences have become more popular they realized that makes it so that gays and lesbians aren't actually having sex so a few years ago they changed the definition. However, since I did research and know the old definition I still am inclined to think how I have for many years and think of only penis in vagina as sex. Anything else is sexual contact but different. Often stuff like oral or anal, there tends to be less of a connection formed then actual sex does, at least for me. As I said, the often debated question...
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
hmm, me on stomach, him on top
38. What's your favorite sex act?
umm, sex? lol everything else just builds up to the best part
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
sorta
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
a few, not many
Dana
~dana
Hun I some how doubt there are very many Virigin Eyes on this site. =~.^=
PrincessB
~princessb
OP
I do know of some that prefer to keep to the cleaner side of things. They may not be actually virginal but just forewarning those who aren't into public adult mater.
