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14 years ago
1.)Are you kinky?
We're on FA. It's mandatory.
2.)Have you had sex?
Daily. Sometimes hourly.
3.)Do you like anal?
I prefer when with guys to have no things near butts.
4.)Are you bi gay or les?
I cannot even dignify this prejudiced question with an answer.
5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Only when I've been a bad boy.
>:3
6.)Ever spank someone?
In my eyes everyone is bad. So.
7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
What's a porn?
8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)
Well duh how else would I be having all the sex
9.)How do you think you are in bed?
I've got to be at least an 11. At least.
10.)Top or bottom?
I like to do it standing up so everybody becomes an equal. While somebody gets the shit fucked out of them.
11.)Ever done cowgirl?
Several at once ;D
12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
Didn't I just say I'm an 11? This is like, a super obvious question. Duh.
13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
Just showered nope.
14.)Can I spank you?
I'd be insulted if you didn't.
15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?
Mud.
16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?
I'm gonna wah you in the wah. So wah.
17.)Whats a fetish of yours?
Filling out surveys that ask wayyy too personal questions. Oh god yes. Give me more.
18.)Bed or couch?
Whatever's closest once we get in the door. With all the sloppy makeouts it is hard to be picky.
19.)Dominate or be dominated?
As long as somebody gets tied up and whipped.
20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Probably not. But that's okay, it's hard to live up to my standards. You didn't.
21.)Where would you LOVE to loose your virginity?
On top of somebody. And I don't mean on top of the person I'm banging. I mean banging somebody, on top of somebody else.
22.)How many penises have you seen or touched in your life?
I have seen probably at least a hundred and twenty and touched at least a hundred and twenty one.
23.)How many boobs have you seen or touched?
Are we counting each boob separately? Too many to count. Goddamn.
24.)How many times do you masturbate weekly?
At least 12. On a bad week.
25.)If you could see anyone you wanted in the nude, who would it be?
Are you implying I do not already have this option available to me and that I have not used it on many, many people?
26.)If you could have sex with anyone you wanted, who would it be?
Seriously, I do have sex with anyone I want. Bitches can't stop me.
27.)On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you?
Right now? Probably a 12. You caught me in a good mood. Maybe I'll take it easy on you.
28.)Would you ever send a naked pic of yourself to someone?
Just give me your number and fap away bitches.
29.)Would you swallow someone's cum?
No. I let them get it all in my mouth, stand up, walk to the bathroom, and grossly spit it all in the sink.
If you do that, you are a terrible person. I don't care how you try to justify it. I would be offended and if someone tried to do that to me I would smack them across the face. If you want to spit it out I am going to slap it out of you, yes.
30.)How do you like it?
I...how do I like it? I mean what do you expect me to say, hard and rough and steamy? Like normal people like it? Or hanging upside down while both of our bodies swing back and forth, hoping the next time we slam into each other there's penetration. The suspense heightens my arousal.
31.)Do you have any crushes on anyone?
A few people. Constantly. That's uh...usually how crushes work. Duh.
32:)What's your favorite porn site?
Again with this porn bullshit.
33.)How big is your dick/boobs?
Big enough to make me a goddamn 11 in bed. What's that tell you?
34.)When was the last time you masturbated?
As we speak, baby.
35.)What's your favorite part of your body?
My tongue. Most definitely my tongue. I hope it's your fave too ;D
We're on FA. It's mandatory.
2.)Have you had sex?
Daily. Sometimes hourly.
3.)Do you like anal?
I prefer when with guys to have no things near butts.
4.)Are you bi gay or les?
I cannot even dignify this prejudiced question with an answer.
5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Only when I've been a bad boy.
>:3
6.)Ever spank someone?
In my eyes everyone is bad. So.
7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
What's a porn?
8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)
Well duh how else would I be having all the sex
9.)How do you think you are in bed?
I've got to be at least an 11. At least.
10.)Top or bottom?
I like to do it standing up so everybody becomes an equal. While somebody gets the shit fucked out of them.
11.)Ever done cowgirl?
Several at once ;D
12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
Didn't I just say I'm an 11? This is like, a super obvious question. Duh.
13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
Just showered nope.
14.)Can I spank you?
I'd be insulted if you didn't.
15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?
Mud.
16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?
I'm gonna wah you in the wah. So wah.
17.)Whats a fetish of yours?
Filling out surveys that ask wayyy too personal questions. Oh god yes. Give me more.
18.)Bed or couch?
Whatever's closest once we get in the door. With all the sloppy makeouts it is hard to be picky.
19.)Dominate or be dominated?
As long as somebody gets tied up and whipped.
20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Probably not. But that's okay, it's hard to live up to my standards. You didn't.
21.)Where would you LOVE to loose your virginity?
On top of somebody. And I don't mean on top of the person I'm banging. I mean banging somebody, on top of somebody else.
22.)How many penises have you seen or touched in your life?
I have seen probably at least a hundred and twenty and touched at least a hundred and twenty one.
23.)How many boobs have you seen or touched?
Are we counting each boob separately? Too many to count. Goddamn.
24.)How many times do you masturbate weekly?
At least 12. On a bad week.
25.)If you could see anyone you wanted in the nude, who would it be?
Are you implying I do not already have this option available to me and that I have not used it on many, many people?
26.)If you could have sex with anyone you wanted, who would it be?
Seriously, I do have sex with anyone I want. Bitches can't stop me.
27.)On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you?
Right now? Probably a 12. You caught me in a good mood. Maybe I'll take it easy on you.
28.)Would you ever send a naked pic of yourself to someone?
Just give me your number and fap away bitches.
29.)Would you swallow someone's cum?
No. I let them get it all in my mouth, stand up, walk to the bathroom, and grossly spit it all in the sink.
If you do that, you are a terrible person. I don't care how you try to justify it. I would be offended and if someone tried to do that to me I would smack them across the face. If you want to spit it out I am going to slap it out of you, yes.
30.)How do you like it?
I...how do I like it? I mean what do you expect me to say, hard and rough and steamy? Like normal people like it? Or hanging upside down while both of our bodies swing back and forth, hoping the next time we slam into each other there's penetration. The suspense heightens my arousal.
31.)Do you have any crushes on anyone?
A few people. Constantly. That's uh...usually how crushes work. Duh.
32:)What's your favorite porn site?
Again with this porn bullshit.
33.)How big is your dick/boobs?
Big enough to make me a goddamn 11 in bed. What's that tell you?
34.)When was the last time you masturbated?
As we speak, baby.
35.)What's your favorite part of your body?
My tongue. Most definitely my tongue. I hope it's your fave too ;D
Oh answers to questions 20 - 24 they make me giggle.
Silly panda, you are not having sex everyday. So silly. Teehee. *bops your nose* Bop.
Wah me, babeh! Wah me with your wah and allow me to wahwah in your wah. ... *throws you onto bed* WAH!