so i watched the 4th star trek movie last night
14 years ago
SAVE THE WHALES
IN THE EIGHTIES
holy shit what the fuck that movie was fantabulously recockulous.
i guess the moral was don't ever cause a species to go extinct because a thousand years in the future their space faring bretheren may show up and boil your oceans naively?
CAPTAIN! THAR BE WHALES HERE!
IN THE EIGHTIES
holy shit what the fuck that movie was fantabulously recockulous.
i guess the moral was don't ever cause a species to go extinct because a thousand years in the future their space faring bretheren may show up and boil your oceans naively?
CAPTAIN! THAR BE WHALES HERE!
FA+

WAS AMAZING.
ONLY TWO HOURS LONG
AND WITH A HORRIBLE CRAZY WHALE LADY ACTRESS
seriously that was the weakest pantomime of running into an invisable object i've ever seen.
Nuclear wessles.
And don't be too mean to it, it was the movie that helped make The Next Generation a reality.
i'm not saying this movie was bad, just that it was utterly rediculous. that's a GOOD thing! remember, i'm an avid fan of Lost in Space.
Oh I know, just a bit of teasing. It was a movie I enjoyed growing up.
Hell, when I was in elementary school I used it as part of a project, so there you go (*is a huge Trek fan, btw and apparently a huge nerd*).
i tried to do my solar system project legitimately on the probability of aliens, and talked a lot about how roswell wasn't an alien crash and how there's scientists sending out radio signals and all that stuff.
the teacher told me unless i made some little clay aliens to go with my series of clay model UFO crafts that i'd get a C.
i even made a fake UFO news report and everything >:O i was so mad
The Next Generation: Positives: Patrick Stewart. Negatives: Scab Hollywood writers.
Since the time travel premise was so lame, I chose to enjoy the camp and the comedy relief aspects of the film.
Kirk: "My friend did a little too much LDS back in the Sixties"
McCoy: "Ooohh, and what's wrong with you?!"
Dumpy Old Lady: "It's my liver"
McCoy: "Here, take this."
Liver disease miraculously cured instantly
Scotty (picking up pc mouse and speaking into the ball) "Hello, Computer!"
Kirk and Spock on bus. Punk rocker with funk deck on full blast.
Kirk: "Uh, young man? Would you mind turning it down?" Punk Rocker gives The Finger
Spock gives Punk Rocker the Vulcan Neck Pinch. Punk Rocker passes out, head hitting the OFF switch.
Other riders applaud.
"Stealing resources is wrong. This plot is so edgy we're disobeying order to to do the right thing."