I've tried having this conversation with friends before but could never think of answers on the spot, so here we go :D

fetish meme thing just cuz I can.

24/7 (Total Power Exchange)? - Nope
Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - Wouldn't that make it difficult?
Age Play? - Nu uh.
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - Strange...
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - pain = bad
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - Oo
Anal Sex? - Oh yeah <3
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - Maybe a bit.
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - Not so much worship, but I do enjoy having the bum loved upon.
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - teh hell?
Balloons? - what if it popped D:
Bestiality/Zoophilia? - nope.
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - ow T__T
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - nien
Biting/Teeth? - If done softly, it can be quite hot
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - O_-
Body Hair? - I dun mind some hair
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - Nothing major.
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - I have wanted to try a blindfold to add to the fun.
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - um....no
Candle Wax? - oww...that would be hot.
Chains? - Not really.
Chastity Devices? - the idea is to be able to have sex...
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - Never tried it, but can't think of why not.
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - When you're out of condoms prehaps? (No.)
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - THOSE ARE IMPORTANT!!! PLAY NICE!
Collar and Lead/Leash? - Collars are teh sex, leashes not so much.
Confinement/Caging? - If one of us is caged, how can we play :(
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - YOU LOSE!!! GOOD DAY SIR!
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - Never tried it, but roleplaying might be a lil fun.
Cross Dressing? - Fun to observe (Yay Eddie Izzard)
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - Like hickies? Only if their in places that can't be seen by others.
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - What?
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - Dirty no...though watching your mate cllimb outta the shower is sexy.
Denim? - like...jeans? :9 butts.
Depilation/Shaving? - nu.
Diapers/Diaper Lover? - use the toilet please.
Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)? - <3
Discipline? - kills the mood.
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - I associate doctors with bad news.
Domination? - really kills the mood
Ears? - OMG I LOVE MY EARS BEING NIBBLED! *gets goosebumps*
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - no
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - omg...is that for real?
Erotic Photography? - most definately.
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - I'm self conscious in the bedroom as it is.
Feathers? - I love feather pillows. And birds.
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - I'm I pyro yes, but not like that.
Fisting - OMG >__<
Food Play? - chocolate syrup and strawberries >:3
Fuck Machines/Robots? - I blame Japan.
Furry/Fur Fetishism? - OMG FURRIES! THEIR SO WEIRD!
Gangbangs? - In porn.
Genital Worship? - again not the worship, but yes I do enjoy lovings in my "Danger Zone"
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - Nope
Hair Pulling? - No pulls, but I love the feel of fingers running through my hair.
Handcuffs/Shackles? - Possibly
Harnesses? - XP no
High Heels/Stilettos? - not really.
Humiliation? - that would be depressing D:
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - D:
Kidnapping Play? - If by my mate, could be fun.
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - No
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - no
Lace/Lingerie? -I do like to show of for the mate...
Latex? - condom
Leather? - collar
Making Home "Movies"? - would like to one day for my own entertainment
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - nah
Masochism? - *wince*
Massage? - omg <3
Master/Slave? - nope
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? -I'm down
Medical Scenes/Equipment? - again with the hospital being for sick and dying people
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - *gets sick* I bet that turned someone on...
Murder Fetishism? - some people are just freaks...
Military Fetish/Uniforms? - some look hot in a uniform
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - Milk is good to drink, thats it.
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - X__X
Nipples? - Just a little peench?
Oral Fixations? - dunno
Oral Sex? - few things are hotter than a good blowjob.
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - I swear to god I will fight back.
Piercings? - dun mind a couple
Pinching? - Did he...peench you?
Play Piercing/Needle Play? - *RUNS*
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? -I cuddle with a husky when I sleep, but thats it.
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - nooooooooooooo.
Power Exchange? - no more
Pregnancy Fetishism? - I'd be really confused...
Punishment? - NO
The Rack/Medieval Devices? - wtf?
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - I personally enjoy TLC
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - YOU'RE NOT A PRIEST D:
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - no
Rimming? - Only after a thorough shower, then *twos curl*
Role Playing? - LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNINGBOOOOLT!
Rubber? - As in condoms? Yush
Sadism? - no
Scent? - only if their good ones.
Sensory Deprivation? - blindfolds only
Smoking Fetishism? - *gags*
Spanking/Paddling? - possibly a playful swat on the rump is about it
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - creeeeepy
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - if it works for your look, then by all means
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - I can't do it XP
Tickling? - fun to do as play, not for sex. Sucks though, I am incredibly ticklish near some intimate places...my mate finds sick delight in it XP
Tongue Fetish? - only if that tongue is pleasuring me, or making out.
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - vibrators are fun
Transvestism? - no thank you, though I don't discourage it.
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? -Again, use the toilet, not me.
Violence/Physical Injury? - Who gets off to that?!
Voyeurism? - DUN LOOK AT ME!!!
Wrestling/Fighting? - Wrestling for us usually turns intimate
Zombies/Gore? - freaks...

woot...