The owner walked in, holding her long haired small dog in her arm. She's seems to be some kind of a millionaire who loves her dog more than her servant...

Owner : Hello doctor, I'm here with my Pritzie today.
Me : *thinks* the name sounds like "pretty", but not quite...
Vet : Hello, what seems to be the problem?
Owner : It's this, I gave her a bath earlier and I noticed a bump under her skin here!
Vet : Please let me see.

The vet palpated the mass.

Vet : Could I shave her hair around the mass? It should help me see better.
Owner : Why? You don't need to see better, you're touching it already!
Vet : I'm touching it now but I can't measure it when it's covered in fur. Other vets might miss it if you came back tomorrow.
Owner : Isn't there anyway...
Vet : I highly recommend it, please?

The conversation lasted for many minutes before the owner allows the vet to shave.

Owner : Okay, fine.
Owner : *talked to her dog* Don't worry Pritzie! I'll give you a shirt later! This way you won't have to be embarrassed!

*The vet shaved and palpated the mass again*
*from my point of view, the mass looks like ... a tumor mass.( I didn't touch it ) *

Vet : This is definitely a mass, but there are many kinds of masses and each kind has its own way of treatment. I'd like do a biopsy to study its cytology...
Owner : Biopsy? Does it hurt?!
Vet : well,...
Owner : She has just recovered from a mammary gland tumor surgery! I will NOT allow you to hurt her more!

Me : *Thinking* Then that mass could be... cancer.

Owner : There are many ways of healing swellings like this, right? So why don't we try the way that doesn't hurt first?! Give her a topical medicine or something!
Vet : But I...
Owner : Let's try the way that doesn't hurt first. Is there a type of mass the heals without puncturing it?
Vet : Well, if it's just some inflammation...
Owner : Inflammation! that must be it! So how do you heal inflammation?
Vet : ice packs and anti-swelling medicine.
Owner : I'll take 'em.
Vet : but I highly recommend that we find out what kind of mass it is so we can cure it specifically and effectively.
Owner : I think that can wait. I'd like to try treating it assuming that it's inflammation.
Vet : ...okay... So I'll make an appointment next week. I'll measure the mass's size now and If the mass isn't smaller than today I'M going to do biopsy. NO BUTS THIS TIME!
Owner : Thanks doc!

*the owner left the room*

The vet turned to talk to me

Vet : That totally won't work.
Me : That's what I think.