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14 years ago
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Furfright was an insane washing machine of fur, screaming, really good food, dancing, and accordion playing. I did a bunch of dancing, which apparently I am not terrible at any more. I also taped a BUNCH of fursuiters dancing which i plan to make a video out of. You'd be surprised how hard it is to get people in giant animal costumes to dance. I got like, 4 hours of fursuiters doing "I don't know" gestures and telling me they don't dance. Guys, you're in a FURSUIT, SHEESH. Even if you can't dance like Fred Estair, Just do something! Also, some fursuiter started doing the Caramel dance or whatever its called i was like "NO! Stop that no memes" Thank you to everyone who danced, hopefully when i make the video i can figure out who you all are and link you to the finished product. Also sorry for being so angry and bitter.
Also the camera i bought was a piece of shit. I think i might return it for a better one. I should like, have some self respect and stop buying the cheapest shit for myself.
I didn't draw a fucking thing except for the post it note i put on the wall. I mostly ran around in fursuit and talked constantly and douche bagged and danced. Usually at cons, i am a complete jerk the whole time, then i get drunk and become even more of a jerk. The next day i wake up and feel bad about being a jerk, but i repeat the process again anyway. This is pretty much how it went.
Here's some stupid things i overheard being said :
1. "I'm sort of popufur, I'm a fursuiter and i'm an artist, so i guess i'm popufur" - some girl in the diner i never heard of.
2. (Regarding a full elevator) "The longer the elevator stays on this floor, the longer it takes to come back to us" - Apparently when elevators are one floor they aren't on any other floors. I JUST HAD NO IDEA. Sorry I'm so angry and bitter guys.
3. The Draw or Die was REALLY stupid this year. This sucks, this was my favorite event last year, and i looked forward to it. It was run by a bunch of really annoying ladies. Also, the 3 words that got picked were probably the worst words possible (chicken, tofu, and regurgitate) That means every comic ended in a bacon joke. By "joke", i mean the punch line was "bacon". Sorry i'm so angry and bitter. Oh wait, i guess i did draw a damn thing at this con, disregard my previous statement.
Good things!
1. JD puppy pretty much told everyone doing the parade to bounce around and not be a bunch of sad idiots, so I think this really helped make the parade a lot more fun.
2. I pied someone.
3. I went swimming twice!
4. i didn't fall on any bathroom floors.
5. I donated a bunch of useless things to the charity auction! yeee!
6. I rode a razor scooter in fursuit.
The amount of energy i exert at these things, man. I basically talk constantly until the con ends. I am sorry for being an asshole to anyone, btw.
I had a really good time by the way, i should mention that too. I met a ton of awesome people and ate amazing food and did fake parkour and smoked crack and had a kid and sucked like 9 dicks at a baby fur vomit-orgy party. Sorry i'm so angry and bitter.
Also the camera i bought was a piece of shit. I think i might return it for a better one. I should like, have some self respect and stop buying the cheapest shit for myself.
I didn't draw a fucking thing except for the post it note i put on the wall. I mostly ran around in fursuit and talked constantly and douche bagged and danced. Usually at cons, i am a complete jerk the whole time, then i get drunk and become even more of a jerk. The next day i wake up and feel bad about being a jerk, but i repeat the process again anyway. This is pretty much how it went.
Here's some stupid things i overheard being said :
1. "I'm sort of popufur, I'm a fursuiter and i'm an artist, so i guess i'm popufur" - some girl in the diner i never heard of.
2. (Regarding a full elevator) "The longer the elevator stays on this floor, the longer it takes to come back to us" - Apparently when elevators are one floor they aren't on any other floors. I JUST HAD NO IDEA. Sorry I'm so angry and bitter guys.
3. The Draw or Die was REALLY stupid this year. This sucks, this was my favorite event last year, and i looked forward to it. It was run by a bunch of really annoying ladies. Also, the 3 words that got picked were probably the worst words possible (chicken, tofu, and regurgitate) That means every comic ended in a bacon joke. By "joke", i mean the punch line was "bacon". Sorry i'm so angry and bitter. Oh wait, i guess i did draw a damn thing at this con, disregard my previous statement.
Good things!
1. JD puppy pretty much told everyone doing the parade to bounce around and not be a bunch of sad idiots, so I think this really helped make the parade a lot more fun.
2. I pied someone.
3. I went swimming twice!
4. i didn't fall on any bathroom floors.
5. I donated a bunch of useless things to the charity auction! yeee!
6. I rode a razor scooter in fursuit.
The amount of energy i exert at these things, man. I basically talk constantly until the con ends. I am sorry for being an asshole to anyone, btw.
I had a really good time by the way, i should mention that too. I met a ton of awesome people and ate amazing food and did fake parkour and smoked crack and had a kid and sucked like 9 dicks at a baby fur vomit-orgy party. Sorry i'm so angry and bitter.
Also, yes yes yes to number one. Why do people go into these fursuit parades and act like the most boring motherfuckers. YOU'RE A GIANT TALKING ANIMAL, BE EXCITING, SHIT.
Also, that sounds so fucking rad.
It was great to see you and talk and stuff. ^^
I hope I was able to do something decent for your video, poke me when you post it!
It's not that I knock it
It's just that I am not in the market
For a boy who wants to love only me.
Thai Garden 300 main St. Middletown CT There's a bunch of tofu and vegetable options.
WOoster pizza - (70 berlin rd? ) The pizza wasn't that good as far as pizza goes, but they had a pizza that was called California dreamin', with eggplant guacamole olives peppers and artichokes (Got it with no cheese) that was amazing.
Oyama japanese sushi place (Down the street near the BUY RITE) They had amazing sushi (Of course, i can only say that for the vegetable sushi, i didn't eat any fish) Sweet potato roll was awesome, so was the Hijiki seaweed salad.
The diner across the street had really good fruit salad.
I saw you a bunch of times, but i don't think you recognized me, I look completely different from 2 years ago.
Yeah, I'm sure I saw you but I was probably rushing somewhere on con business.
and by nothing funnier i mean i hope you suffer arterial shutdown
anyways if i was at furfright i would probably drink bad beer and do a booty dance to something like lady's "twerk"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPhYRtK0fBU
for you
(Except actually it was an awesome con! Was good to see ya! =D)
As for that camera, take it back to Best Buy and tell them "WHATHEFUKISTHISHITIBAWTHISCAMERANDITSUCKSASSGIMMEMYMONEYBACKSLUTS!!!!!!"
And then they will give you a refund. They just need a good dressing down for permitting you to walk out of their store with a crumbum camera in the first place.
Commerce!
Thanks for the rental scooter too!
I'm where they got the idea for the triforce.
There may or may not be evidence to prove this.
Oh, wait. I have the video.