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Sick day X_x
14 years ago
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How to make yourself sick in a few simple steps
-Forget to eat for 8 hours
-Bowl 10 games after work
-Drink two whiskey sours on empty stomach
-Drink cup of black coffee
-Purchase frozen pizza
-Eat presumably under-cooked pizza in haste
Success!
If you follow these time tested steps you too can spend the next 24 hours writhing in pain, experience dizzy spells, and curl in the fetal position to the stark realization that you are in too much gastric pain to simply pass out.
As I often tend to do, I am exaggerating. I am fine. I just had a tummy ache, and am already back in the shop sewing and sculpting and such.
I Just felt like complaining about the situation I put myself into. Any single event last night would have not been problematic. It was simply the compounded nature of my situation that resulted in some discomfort.
Though, next time I will make sure to have some pepto in the fridge.
-Jeff
-Forget to eat for 8 hours
-Bowl 10 games after work
-Drink two whiskey sours on empty stomach
-Drink cup of black coffee
-Purchase frozen pizza
-Eat presumably under-cooked pizza in haste
Success!
If you follow these time tested steps you too can spend the next 24 hours writhing in pain, experience dizzy spells, and curl in the fetal position to the stark realization that you are in too much gastric pain to simply pass out.
As I often tend to do, I am exaggerating. I am fine. I just had a tummy ache, and am already back in the shop sewing and sculpting and such.
I Just felt like complaining about the situation I put myself into. Any single event last night would have not been problematic. It was simply the compounded nature of my situation that resulted in some discomfort.
Though, next time I will make sure to have some pepto in the fridge.
-Jeff
Totally did that in Cape Town the other day, wine tasting on an empty stomach, then two hard liquor drinks with friends, followed immediately by dinner with said friends involving 6 bottles of wine. Dinner was three types of medium rare meat with garlic mashed potatoes and the appetizer was escargot.
I puked my guts out in the morning and it wasn't even a hangover, just my crappy digestive system repelling my atrocious diet. Stayed in bed all day with a fever and SO much bloating and nausea.
Commiserating is fun!