Okay I was at work and my thoughts turned to the Muppet show.

Now you've got Gonzo the Great, and he's been Romanticly linked with the chickens on the show. Despite his unrequited crush on piggy he seems to lean towards a lean bit of breast rather then a bone in ham hock. so with this in mind I remember scenes involving the weirdo carrying a rubber chicken...

On a kids show they had a puppet openly handling his latex date. come on he's got chicks just hanging off him but he can't chase a new piece of tail every night. so he comes home has a tall drink to relax and pulls out the rubber chicken to help take the edge off