1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you whisper in my ear?
3. Would you yell in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you scream obsceneties for no reason at all?
6. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
7. Would you say my name?
8. Would you say someone else's name just to shit me?
9. Would you go down on me?
10. Would you go down on my pet iguana?
11. Would you go down in a blaze of glory?
12. Would you go down to the shops and pick up some milk?
13. Would you swallow?
14. What's the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
15. What would you wanna do afterwards?
16. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
17. Would you lick and bite me all over?
18. Would you play with my ass?
19. Would you pound my ass with a cucumber?
20. Does the word cucumber make you hot, too?
21. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
22. What do you mean "Is that it?"?
23. Would you do a handstand while reciting Shakespeare in a silly accent?
24. Where would you wanna "do it"?
25. Where's the beef?
26. Would you like fries with that?
27. Would you mind if i liked you?
28. Do you like me?
29. Would you cut a small loch of my hair and put it in a little jar as a souvenir?
30. Why not?
31. Would you steal cash from my wallet before you left?
32. Would you have to be drunk?
33. Does this smell like chloroform to you?
34. Would you date me?
35. Don't you think you could do better?
36. Much, much better?
37. Could you be my future ex?
38. Could you make me a sandwich?
39. Are you going to re-post these like a billion other people before you?
40. Is this meme beyond irritating yet?
41. Am I doin it rite?