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Innocence (or lack thereof) Meme
14 years ago
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Innocence. Lowest number you have the more you've done!"
100%
() Smoked. ***Never smoked a cigarette, never even tried one. Bleck!
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk. ***Giggle***
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) given a handjob/ fingered someone
(x) gotten a handjob/ gotten fingered
(x) given a blowjob/ gone down on her
(x) gotten a blowjob/ been gone down on
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed. ***Sexual harassment will not be reported, it will however be graded.
(x) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
(x) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
() Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(x) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(x) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
() Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
(x) Went streaking.
(x) Given or received a lap dance. ***BOTH!
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room. ***Hmmmm, me thinks this is directed at a younger crowd...
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. ***Yep! Younger crowd.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
(x) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
() Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car. ***MUAH HA HA HA! Ok, so my ancient ass shouldn't even be taking this!
(x) Gotten an x-ray. ***Ummm, what does an X-ray have to do with my innocence?
() Hit by a car. ***DAMN!
(x) Had a party
() Done serious drugs. ***Nothing that **I** considered "serious"
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
(x) Played strip poker/darts.
(x) Got paid to strip for someone. *** Heh.
(x) Run away from home. ***Temporary. Like I came back at the end of the weekend and no one even knew. LMAO
(x) Broken a bone. ***my toes are made of glass.
(x) Eaten sushi.
(x) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%
(x) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself. ***Lemme 'splain: Not on purpose! But yes, yes I have. People laughed too. **facepalm**
(x) Shot a gun
()Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%
(x) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody. ***We used to get the phone book and make random calls. LMAO! Good times...
(x) Put somebody in the hospital. ***They were OD-ing and I had to make the call. Tough night that was.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth. Ditto
() Dressed preppy.
() Been to a motocross race. *** Motocross! Stealing people's innocence!!!!!
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%
(x) Avoided somebody. ***Doing that right now! LMAO
(x) Been stalked. ***In the fun way and in the not so fun way.
() Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself. ***Yep. Not on purpose though.
() Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
(x) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%
(x) Got caught stealing something
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. ***Sorry guys! This was actually an accident. I haven't "gone for the boys" on purpose.
(x) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ***Stolen is harsh. We both dated him openly, he wound up with me.
(x) Gone out with your friend's crush. ***Yep. Double date with her going with a good friend of mine whom I left with, leaving her with her crush! Worked perfect!
() Got arrested.
(x) Been pregnant.
() Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat. ***Now I can SEE why THIS would take away innocence. Damn kids! LMAO!!!!
(x) Been to another country.
(x) Started your house on fire. ***OMG! Totally an accident! I got it put out, but it scared the crap outta me!
(x) Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 31%
() Donated your hair to cancer patients. ***They won't take dyed hair, just so you know if you want to do this.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. ***Both
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
() Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore. ***Yep! In the good way and the bad way. I kinda liked the good way.....
(x) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 23 %
(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
(x) Raped somebody. ***Consensually, but it was as real as I could make it. AWESOME!
(x) Danced in the rain. ***Every chance I get.
(x) Been rejected. ***Oh Lawd Yes! If you've never been rejected you aren't going for everything you want. STEP IT UP!
(x) Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ***Ok Ok Ok before any service staff out there kill me: We walked in, got our drinks and SHE NEVER CAME BACK! Srsly! We sat there with empty glasses and no body came back. An HOUR later: We left.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
(x) Been raped. ***In the good way and the horrible way.
Total 13%
MUAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAA **Gasps** MUAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HAA
Anyone surprised by this?
~Eeep
Then repost as your __% Innocence. Lowest number you have the more you've done!"
100%
() Smoked. ***Never smoked a cigarette, never even tried one. Bleck!
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk. ***Giggle***
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) given a handjob/ fingered someone
(x) gotten a handjob/ gotten fingered
(x) given a blowjob/ gone down on her
(x) gotten a blowjob/ been gone down on
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed. ***Sexual harassment will not be reported, it will however be graded.
(x) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
(x) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
() Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(x) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(x) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
() Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
(x) Went streaking.
(x) Given or received a lap dance. ***BOTH!
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room. ***Hmmmm, me thinks this is directed at a younger crowd...
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. ***Yep! Younger crowd.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
(x) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
() Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car. ***MUAH HA HA HA! Ok, so my ancient ass shouldn't even be taking this!
(x) Gotten an x-ray. ***Ummm, what does an X-ray have to do with my innocence?
() Hit by a car. ***DAMN!
(x) Had a party
() Done serious drugs. ***Nothing that **I** considered "serious"
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
(x) Played strip poker/darts.
(x) Got paid to strip for someone. *** Heh.
(x) Run away from home. ***Temporary. Like I came back at the end of the weekend and no one even knew. LMAO
(x) Broken a bone. ***my toes are made of glass.
(x) Eaten sushi.
(x) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%
(x) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself. ***Lemme 'splain: Not on purpose! But yes, yes I have. People laughed too. **facepalm**
(x) Shot a gun
()Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%
(x) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody. ***We used to get the phone book and make random calls. LMAO! Good times...
(x) Put somebody in the hospital. ***They were OD-ing and I had to make the call. Tough night that was.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth. Ditto
() Dressed preppy.
() Been to a motocross race. *** Motocross! Stealing people's innocence!!!!!
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%
(x) Avoided somebody. ***Doing that right now! LMAO
(x) Been stalked. ***In the fun way and in the not so fun way.
() Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself. ***Yep. Not on purpose though.
() Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
(x) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%
(x) Got caught stealing something
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. ***Sorry guys! This was actually an accident. I haven't "gone for the boys" on purpose.
(x) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ***Stolen is harsh. We both dated him openly, he wound up with me.
(x) Gone out with your friend's crush. ***Yep. Double date with her going with a good friend of mine whom I left with, leaving her with her crush! Worked perfect!
() Got arrested.
(x) Been pregnant.
() Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat. ***Now I can SEE why THIS would take away innocence. Damn kids! LMAO!!!!
(x) Been to another country.
(x) Started your house on fire. ***OMG! Totally an accident! I got it put out, but it scared the crap outta me!
(x) Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 31%
() Donated your hair to cancer patients. ***They won't take dyed hair, just so you know if you want to do this.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. ***Both
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
() Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore. ***Yep! In the good way and the bad way. I kinda liked the good way.....
(x) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 23 %
(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
(x) Raped somebody. ***Consensually, but it was as real as I could make it. AWESOME!
(x) Danced in the rain. ***Every chance I get.
(x) Been rejected. ***Oh Lawd Yes! If you've never been rejected you aren't going for everything you want. STEP IT UP!
(x) Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ***Ok Ok Ok before any service staff out there kill me: We walked in, got our drinks and SHE NEVER CAME BACK! Srsly! We sat there with empty glasses and no body came back. An HOUR later: We left.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
(x) Been raped. ***In the good way and the horrible way.
Total 13%
MUAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAA **Gasps** MUAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HAA
Anyone surprised by this?
~Eeep
