because...hippos can tear an adult croc a new one

That's fer sure...but even the baby ones were goin' up to the big crocs and nibbling on their backs...

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If you really wanted some "hippo sweat" (which isn't actually sweat at all), wouldn't it be a lot easier to collect it from a captive hippo that's used to being close to people? Why does it have to come from a wild hippo? I don't get it.

The news bimbos asked that question. The guy said it was a matter of ''you are what you eat'' and the captive hippos don't have the same food that the wild ones do.

Personally, I thought it would be a lot safer and easier to have a biologist and botanist observe the hippos, record what and how much they eat, then feed that to a captive one.

But now that The Crocodile Hunter is gone...some other guy has to fill his niche in the entertainment jungle.

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Kev
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I miss the Crocodile Hunter.

BTW, the video about hippos and crocs living in 'harmony' would make a funny cartoon, don't you think? Imagine a pair of huge hippos licking and snuggling a pair of terrified crocs.

1st Croc: What do we do now?!

2nd Croc: Don't move! Whatever you do, don't move!

...somehow I can picture that as one of your works of art!

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Kev
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The croc doesn't do a thing, because it knows that it's the hippo's bitch and will get pimped slapped if it acts up against the hippo. XD

Mmm-hmm!

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Kev
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nice.

:-D

In nature, one should appreciate and show respect to that which he cannot see.

Basically, the hippo may be a docile looking thing, but it's more deadly than Starbucks coffee.

...deadlier than Starbucks coffee is to neighborhood coffee shops...

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what are these, are this real commercials or what?

First is some random obligatory commercial...but once you're past that I think the second clip (Hippos and Crocs) is from National Geographic, and the third clip (Hippo Disguise) looks like some entertainment/faux news show.

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Kev
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hehe, cool

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