Straight jacked this from  StormHusky along with his bike and TV.

Convention Name:
Midwest Fur Fest
https://www.furfest.org/

City:
Rosemont, IL

Travel:
A clusterfuck of individuals from Muncie

Arrival time:
Sometime between Friday morning and yo' mama.

Departure time:
Sunday mid-afternoon

Dates:
Probably not i'm pretty well taken.

Hotel:
The executive wing cause they know how we do. Or a regalurr-ass room (ass-room) if they feel like being like that.

Primary Purpose:
What is this a fucking resume? To drink, dance, fuck, smoke (cigars), eat good-ass pizza, and whatevur-the-fuck-else-i-so-damnwell-please.

Gender:
Tengo cock.

Preference:
To not be stabbed or otherwise disemboweled.

Fursuiting:
Fun to watch, and someday join.

Which Costumes:
Fast food millionaire. A costume I wear every damn day.

Do you speak while costuming:
If i'm so inclined you might get a string of vile, yet intriguing naughty words.

Are you ok with physical contact while in costume:
High fives, sure. Fives while high, long as we're talkin' Lincolns, also cool.

Do you have a craft in this community:
Porn descriptions through interpretive dance.

Can I talk business with you while at the con:
Only if its cartel related. Update: Ernesto is no longer with us. Now accepting pilot applications. The only qualification is that you NOT FUCK ME.

Can I buy you dinner, gifts, drinks, art or anything to show gratitude:
I'm not sure what you'd be gracious for, but i'd be a dumb bitch to turn down free shit.

Are you single or taken:
Taken, not about to be otherwise.

Where can I find you:
Left of center off of the strip. In the outskirts, in the fringes. In the corner out of the grip.

Do you attend parties:
It's not a party until I attend.

Do you attend the dances:
MFF kinda blows in this regard, but i'll probably get pretty sloppy drunk and stumble that way anyhow.

Who will you be spending the con with:
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffucking everyone.

Are you cliquey:
Clicks gotta be the most annoying sound ever, i just whistle.

Are you approachable:
Better question, if you approach me will i bitch slap you? Probably not, but if you deserve it then I'll do like Black Dynamite did to the first lady. That's right. Straight into the china cabinet.

http://youtu.be/cGAHvGFqD6w?t=2m35s

murr?:
The fuck that mean? Can you sleep with me? If your name is Wolfie and you've been dating me for 1+ years, then yes. Otherwise, don't get your hopes up.

Can I room with you:
Chill with us, yeah man. Full up sleepin' wise though.

Running or attending any panels:
Running the College Furs panel. Probably will attend the old standards.

Dealers Den:
I'mma stop by and spend too much money.

Will you be in the "Fursuit Parade":
Barring any hospital trips i'll be there to see it.