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Odd dream: Of jobs in Heaven and giant lizards
14 years ago
haha. Well, haven't made one of these dream journals in a while, mostly because I haven't had a super-vivid dream in a while, but I think any fat lizard lovers will love this one.
For some reason I found myself in a small town in heaven. In order to get there, I had to get through a test: Find the right door after a maze. If I chose the wrong one, my soul would spend time in limbo for the rest of the dream. I passed, and found myself in a building, apparently applying for a job. Slight beard, business suit and all, black hair and rather scruffy-looking. None of the classic wings or white robes anything, but I could somehow tell he was some sort of angel or a spirit, dunno how. Well, I got accepted for the job, didn't know what job it was yet, but in came a hostile spirit, looking like some sort of fire spirit, cracked lava-like skin glowing green between the cracks, glowing eyes and fire for hair. It was apparently angry that I had gotten the job, said it was gonna give me another "test" and fired a bolt of green energy at me. About this time, a miniature Godzilla stepped in the way and ate the energy, fattening him up quite a bit before firing a blast of his own and blowing the hell out if one of the walls.
GZ had somehow been shrunk to about 10ft tall or so to fit in the building. The employer-spirit came out and looked rather angry at the fire spirit, but turned to me and shook my hand, turning to Godzilla and saying "Hello big guy. I see you've met your new caretaker..." Apparently my job was a kind of zookeeper for animals considered "too strange" for most humans to accept on Earth, including a few types of aliens and several Kaiju. Godzilla was one of the main attractions. Kind of cute considering it was a petting zoo for these things, most of them incredibly fat. Turns out the ol' platypus was an escapee from the zoo that had somehow gotten to Earth, but since it had taken root and accepted as an animal, they couldn't just take them back, but they did still have a few super-fat ones for the exibit.
Anyway, Shortly before the dream ended, I asked a kind of receptionist spirit if I could take Godzilla back to Earth with me. He said no, but said he would be there when I needed him, all I would have to do is call his name in my head as she handed me a free blubbery Godzilla plush from the gift shop which actually fattened as the real one did and vice versa, which is a pretty practical way to fatten him up when he's full size since GZ doesn't need to eat! According to the creators of the big lizard, he gets all his energy from the same organ that supplies the plasma for the energy-breath. After that I climbed into GZ's pen, with him still shrunk while he immediately grabbed me, laid on his back, and smooshed me right in to his puffy belly. Very warm and soft like a giant pillow. I managed to give him a smooch on the snout before I finally woke up. I was actually rather surprised how much of a sweetheart the giant lizard was.
For some reason I found myself in a small town in heaven. In order to get there, I had to get through a test: Find the right door after a maze. If I chose the wrong one, my soul would spend time in limbo for the rest of the dream. I passed, and found myself in a building, apparently applying for a job. Slight beard, business suit and all, black hair and rather scruffy-looking. None of the classic wings or white robes anything, but I could somehow tell he was some sort of angel or a spirit, dunno how. Well, I got accepted for the job, didn't know what job it was yet, but in came a hostile spirit, looking like some sort of fire spirit, cracked lava-like skin glowing green between the cracks, glowing eyes and fire for hair. It was apparently angry that I had gotten the job, said it was gonna give me another "test" and fired a bolt of green energy at me. About this time, a miniature Godzilla stepped in the way and ate the energy, fattening him up quite a bit before firing a blast of his own and blowing the hell out if one of the walls.
GZ had somehow been shrunk to about 10ft tall or so to fit in the building. The employer-spirit came out and looked rather angry at the fire spirit, but turned to me and shook my hand, turning to Godzilla and saying "Hello big guy. I see you've met your new caretaker..." Apparently my job was a kind of zookeeper for animals considered "too strange" for most humans to accept on Earth, including a few types of aliens and several Kaiju. Godzilla was one of the main attractions. Kind of cute considering it was a petting zoo for these things, most of them incredibly fat. Turns out the ol' platypus was an escapee from the zoo that had somehow gotten to Earth, but since it had taken root and accepted as an animal, they couldn't just take them back, but they did still have a few super-fat ones for the exibit.
Anyway, Shortly before the dream ended, I asked a kind of receptionist spirit if I could take Godzilla back to Earth with me. He said no, but said he would be there when I needed him, all I would have to do is call his name in my head as she handed me a free blubbery Godzilla plush from the gift shop which actually fattened as the real one did and vice versa, which is a pretty practical way to fatten him up when he's full size since GZ doesn't need to eat! According to the creators of the big lizard, he gets all his energy from the same organ that supplies the plasma for the energy-breath. After that I climbed into GZ's pen, with him still shrunk while he immediately grabbed me, laid on his back, and smooshed me right in to his puffy belly. Very warm and soft like a giant pillow. I managed to give him a smooch on the snout before I finally woke up. I was actually rather surprised how much of a sweetheart the giant lizard was.
