I thought you're talking about masterbation from the title. XD For me... I dunno. Probably lose my mind if I only had one hand and it was my left one.

Yes, it still remains an option.

Hehe ^^

do terrible pictures. :P

Easier said than done.

Play checkers.

Yes turn based games are a good option.

Train it to become my good hand.

Physical therapy is a long road, but it is an option.

Actually, something like my dad did. Retrain my brain to use that hand.

A long and frustrating process. What do you do in the meantime?

Learn sitar.

Think about that for a moment.

I don't have access to one anymore.

Play Yo-Yo, ping-pong, watch tv, idk.

Oh come now.

Ooh! Learn how to twirl a coin with that hand!

That's better.

Only have my bad hand? uhm..first thing come to mind is playing both old and new point-and-click games. (Like Sam and Max for example)

Yes, that does work. So does some older games like Asteroids or Pac-Man that can be played single-handedly. I have a special PC mouse withthe keys 1-0 where the thumb rests. Allows Wowcraft to be played, though slightly haphazardly.

hmmm.. now that you think about it, with enough buttons on a mouse you could even heal in WoW with one hand using the Healbot addon!

And I've never seen a mouse like that you described. Must be very handy at times!

I have run heals a few times. It's not more difficult than dps but there is more pressure because the whole group hinges on you.

Funny how I'm a left-handed guy, write with my left hand, operate my musical instrument with my left hand, etc.

But I can only fap with my right. It just feels too weird with my left.

You're always a stranger to yourself I suppose.

probably hate god even more than i already do?

That wouldn't accomplish much I'm afraid.

I would desperately try to find a left-handed camera.

Holding a camera still with one hand is not so easy.

This is true. But I could jury-rig something up. If all else fails, tripod.

Setting up such a thing would require determination and patience with only one off-hand, but it is doable.

Yeah. :/ Lord know I've tried setting up a tripod with one hand while the other is occupied with gear. It's not fun.

Slap my 7th grade English teacher. She doesn't deserve the diginity of a good hit from my right hand XD

Bad year was it?

the WORST! but thank the stars I was going through puberty ^3^

It was Sixth grade science for me. How an idiot like that became a teacher I'll never know.

I like science too much to let a teacher ruin it for me

Mess around on my iPod touch, as per usual.

Touch screens are handy in such a situation, if you'll pardon the pun.

Yes, they are.

Bake a cake?

Tricky, but manageable. Hot ovens are not to be trifled with though.

How about eating a cake, no menacing oven involved.

Yes, that works. Unlike a lot of foods, cake does not require two hands to cut.

Guess if your not worried about mess you can eat it without any hands at all!

Cry.

Now now. Crying won't help.

In all seriousness....

Even if I lost both arms Id learn how to draw with my feet.

So I suggest learning how to draw again. Since you'll be relearning it from the ground up you have the potential to be better then you ever were. Just clear your mind, find some books and become an artist better then those you consider your favorites.

Be better then me, and then....go from there.

In the mean time, board games and puzzles are a good option.

Then again, you never really needed two hands to paint something beautiful.

Well in my situation there is more than just the hand problem, but I take your point.

Writing and retro-gaming. Point-and-click adventure games have been mentioned, but older games are generally more strategic and less action-oriented (and therefore less two-handed and twitchy), just because it doesn't require as much processor power.

Writing is tricky. Typing one handed does work but its time consuming and sloppy. Learning to write with your opposite hand is more than just relearning hand mechanics. You have to train yourself to write every letter and number from the opposite direction. It's trickier than it sounds.

Dragon naturally speaking.... ahem.