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DO NOT MASTURBATE
14 years ago
Swimming in shadows,
Lost not found,
Here you are,
Here I am:
Lost not found,
Here you are,
Here I am:
IN THE SHOWER...
That's what one of the warning signs in the bathroom reads... I'm pretty sure it's a joke, but on the off chance it isn't, I think it's really funny. Apparently it's against the student code of conduct (if it's true); however, if that is true, the conduct code directly violates human rights. Apart from that it's also funny that it's simply because the drains in the showers can't handle the semen... LOL! Semen has an aqueous form in water (sorry for science) and can easily break down in a slightly acidic environment, it should have no ability to congeal in chlorinated water (yay organic substances) and should have little effect on the pipes versus the acidic water.
The bold content reads: Masturbate in your room. Can it get any funnier?
Yes, it can!
The last sentence says that if you are caught masturbating in the shower you will be brought in front of the judicial review board. I'm not sure that anyone is going to check who is and isn't masturbating in the shower. I really want it to be true because that makes it that much funnier.
YAY FOR RANDOM SIGNS IN THE SHOWER ROOM!
That's what one of the warning signs in the bathroom reads... I'm pretty sure it's a joke, but on the off chance it isn't, I think it's really funny. Apparently it's against the student code of conduct (if it's true); however, if that is true, the conduct code directly violates human rights. Apart from that it's also funny that it's simply because the drains in the showers can't handle the semen... LOL! Semen has an aqueous form in water (sorry for science) and can easily break down in a slightly acidic environment, it should have no ability to congeal in chlorinated water (yay organic substances) and should have little effect on the pipes versus the acidic water.
The bold content reads: Masturbate in your room. Can it get any funnier?
Yes, it can!
The last sentence says that if you are caught masturbating in the shower you will be brought in front of the judicial review board. I'm not sure that anyone is going to check who is and isn't masturbating in the shower. I really want it to be true because that makes it that much funnier.
YAY FOR RANDOM SIGNS IN THE SHOWER ROOM!
bryanlutra
~bryanlutra
Well, it sticks to hair making it clog easier, but that's more of a female problem... I have not pawed in a school shower before, but bathrooms yes. I just make sure i'm quiet if anyone is in there too XD
Daque
~daque
OP
Yeah, I don't think it matters either way...
Rawr-Chirp
~rawr-chirp
It never said anything about fucking in the shower, did it? ;3
Daque
~daque
OP
No, and I just read the entire conduct book and I couldn't find anything specific about anything other than respecting the property of the school, which would be the showers. I've walked in while a pair were in the showers, though lol! Nothing about the repercussions of doing anything in the shower that isn't putting the shower in harm...
Rawr-Chirp
~rawr-chirp
gaaaay pair? :D
Daque
~daque
OP
Nopes, sorry
