LET ME TRY OUT!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE XD XP

certainly, please submit a list of your references

depends what you mean by "versatile" lol

oh HAYALL no, I think we're ALL aware of your relations with canines who give ANY HINT of submissivenesss

"versatile" in this case means top OR bottom, so unless you're interested in bending over and letting me hit that tawny butt than KEEP WALKIN' <i>MISTER</I>

i'll be open for collaboration / vendetta-ing once i determine if i'm good or evil. YOU, sir, are DEFINITELY a villian

lol am no vilain
i just know what i like outside of "work" and meanwhile still protect the innocents lol

Mmm, depends, does that mean a dramatic fight on a rooftop along with orchestral, faux-latin music?

well, shit, of course O.O THIS SHIT IS *SERIOUS*, SON.

this is pretty moody and intense, so expect a lot of midnight rainstorms, too

Do I get Insurance? You know how rooftop action has a high degree of risk, you know.

Also, expect a healthy amount of Foe-yay to develop

yes of course, my RL job is for a pharmaceuticals magnate and i made sure to get the "nemesis" rider. the deductible is kind of high but you will have FSA available.

EXCELLENT, that is exactly what i was looking for

I have lots of concepts and ideas to work with. Let me know what you are looking for and we can go on from there =)

Wait, really? Oh, nice, maybe I'll ~finally~ get some answers for those ads as 'Villain for Hire!' I've posted ages ago.

Arch-nemesis, Final stage or final game Boss, reuccring villain, mid-boss... I can do that, and more, in a variety of styles. It all depends on the contracts!

So,what would you need, precisely, Mister?

oh, well, thank you for expressing interest in this position....

chiefly i'm looking for a general recurring nemesis, none of the really intense "i killed your girlfriend" stuff...more like "OH NO ONLY ONE MAN CAN BE BEHIND THIS" escape-at-the-last-moment sort of thing

also as i mentioned, i'm not sure if i'm a gruff-and-tough play-by-his-own-rules antisocial antihero, or ACTUALLY the villain. i'm leaning toward villain, due to my history of abuse of sidekicks/henchpersons, but I really need more of a constant rival regardless of what I'm doing.

i'm also going to need constant sexual tension and at least the occasional "hero gets captured and has terrible, sexy things done to him" encounter, so species and compatibility are pretty important

so...you know, the usual

Hey! You just wrote my resume! How did you get hold of this? O_o

I see, indeed. Well, there is nothing wrong with all of that.

I can do the rival stuff, no problem with that, and I can add expertise in escapes, disappearances and whatnot, be it of a rather acrobatics, technological or mystical nature, depending on your tastes. If I guess correctly, I think you'd enjoy a rival with gadgets, secret passages and all of that. Am I correct?

Finally, on the topic of species and compatibility, I'm a wolf (Grey furred, with white patch covering body from under the chin to the middle of the ankles) and I appreciate the company of men, no problem. You'll just add a line in the contract, so my Mates won't get too jealous.

Besides that, do you need any other information?

Already doing that for someone else, LOL

a shame!

well, we'll keep your resume on file. please let us know if your situation changes.

regards, SW

Well, I've spoken to my union representative and apparently it is not a problem at all for me to have two arch-nemeses.
So, I'm available.

Sup.

Mmmmmm, I'll definitely keep you in mind if I decide to go full-villain, but trust me when I say you are wayyyyyy too sweet and innocent to be anything but the hero :3

Yes.... Innocent >___>

I thought you already had two of them? Not mentioning names.

Ditto, I really don't think you need more!

an arch-nemesis requires mutual hatred, and if you're thinking of who i THINK you're thinking of i haven't been able to summon any emotions more deep-seated than "severe eye-rolling"

... I'm thinking of Billy Kristol

I'll give it a crack. Might be fun.

You know of both my fursonas, so give me a shout.

that sounds good, sexual tension is fairly high up on my list. i'm pretty sure i wouldn't mind getting mounted by a big heroic tiger OR an evil, scheming big tiger :3

i see your pup as a bit more of a hero. hmmmm well thanks for complicating this MORE, lol

Any time.

You really should pick me, you know.

Ugh arching is sooooo time consuming I don't think I have the resources to do that right now.

yes, it certainly is...thank you for your understanding. i realize that intermittent stalking combined with an obsessive desire to catalog all facets of my life can certainly take its toll.

if your situation changes, do please let us know. i would be extremely interested in discussing the position with you.

after all, you're already proven your skill in several important areas ;) "Gasp! It's YOU!!!" WINK

Okay i admit that the spread sheets and graphs I have on you miiiiiight make me a shoe in but don't I also have to possess an inborn angry/aggressive/loony/evil streak directed at you?

Of course :D

oh I do that to EVERYBODY!

I'm willing to try out. What kind of villainy are you looking for?

Well, see response to Darthen up a bit, but mostly someone patient and versatile who wouldn't mind obsessively stalking a violent sociopath through the fields of moral ambiguity.

:D

I can do obsessive I'm Hispanic! I can do witty banter, sexual innuendos, or just creepy. I have a letter of recommendation from Batman if that helps.

Why don't you register with the Guild of Calamitous Intent's arching program?

See, I tried this, and there are ALL SORTS of questions about my particular brand of villainy.

The thing is I'm not sure I actually AM a villain - just a strong suspicion - due to my constant and disturbing acts of random kindness. I just have a hard time oppressing certain folks.

And most of the time, when the hero escapes certain doom, I get a little thrill from it. Mind you, I tend to capture him right back in an effort to erase his conscious mind and enslave him for my own nefarious purposes, but I have a big problem just FRYING him. *cries* What's wrong with me!

The thing is I'm not sure I actually AM a villain
I volunteer to put this assertation forth to any of your characters, just to see their responses...

Is this because I haven't written that story yet?

I'm still brainstorming, ya know T_T

Oh Ben. It's nothing personal! You'll ALWAYS be my arch-nemesis.

Except I think we're more like collaborators. ARE WE VILLAINS OR NOT I AM PLAYING INFAMOUS AND IT IS NOT HELPING

*smirks* Yeah, I suppose we're just a little TOO much alike to be nemesis...or isn't that how it works sometimes? =P

Damn, I'm just not the arch-nemesis type.

You have a position for sidekick open? Or any other position you want me in? 0=)

I'm too much of a pansy to be an arch-nemesis.. so I'll just be a spectator instead.