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14 years ago
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lizzie borden took an axe, and gave her father thirty whacks
then gave her mother thirty-one, and left a tragic puzzle
if only they had given her an instrument, those puritans
had lost the plot completely
see what happens when you muzzle
a person’s creativity
and do not let them sing and scream
and nowadays it’s worse ‘cause kids have automatic handguns
it takes about an hour to learn how to play the ukulele
about same to teach someone to build a standard pipe bomb
YOU DO THE MATH
This song totally makes me want to get/learn to play the ukulele.
so bad.
http://music.amandapalmer.net/track/ukulele-anthem
then gave her mother thirty-one, and left a tragic puzzle
if only they had given her an instrument, those puritans
had lost the plot completely
see what happens when you muzzle
a person’s creativity
and do not let them sing and scream
and nowadays it’s worse ‘cause kids have automatic handguns
it takes about an hour to learn how to play the ukulele
about same to teach someone to build a standard pipe bomb
YOU DO THE MATH
This song totally makes me want to get/learn to play the ukulele.
so bad.
http://music.amandapalmer.net/track/ukulele-anthem
These lyrics confuse me. Puritans didn't have automatic handguns and neither do civilians.
WE ARE GOING TO WISCONSIN AND SHOOTING GUNS (THE BARRET) ON THANKSGIVING WEEKEND. PROBABLY FRIDAY.
i might not have a handgun, but im gonna play with a sniper rifle.
And if that's so, I will be home with my two rifles and my latest purchase...
UZI!
I'd be happy to bring my stuff along if you wanted me to go/bring stuff. Heck I'd bring my pistols down from up here! :o
And yes, black friday. But we have to come back down to chicago area to hang out with our lovely amature chef friend on sat.
god, we booked this weekend up so much.